The *Angriest* Pharmacist You want your prescription filled when? Eat shit…

The internet is full of complete morons…

Posted on March 25, 2012

...and they continue to visit this fucking blog. I'm getting quite tired of their emails, comments, and general bullshit. Honestly, do they surf the web day-in and day-out looking for someone that is posting ANONYMOUSLY (like me) for the shear purpose of threatening them with legal action, calling/emailing employers, and notifying certification bodies and boards? I don't even understand why they'd waste their time writing the comment / email because they are DEFINITELY going to be wasting their time with the follow up. Let's analyze the following example:

"dallas" posted on 2/19/12 a comment to The Crap People Send Me (originally posted on 5/10/11).

 As a refresher, "The Crap People Send Me" was a letter from a "pharmacy technician" "suffering from migraines." Here "PCP" was "treating" her "migraines" with Oxycontin and Roxycodone. She "found" a prescription in her "cookie jar" for Percocet. This "pharmacy technician" wanted to know if this "prescription" would show up on her profile at her "regular pharmacy" -- because she filled it as "cash" somewhere else. She asked her "dad" who is "an RPH" and couldn't get a straight answer.

Everything stinks about the letter. Every. Single. Thing. I'd bet less than 10 words of truth existed in this original email from "Pat." After 38 comments to this post, "dallas" decides to chime in...

I am so disturbed that any one of you are working in the medical field and are Pharmacists, you have no business taking care of sick people w/your cutting words. I completely agree with Aura and she seems to be the only person w/reason. I came upon this site looking for other options to taking a narcotic for brain aneurysm aftercare headaches and WOW! You are entitled to your opinion but name calling is unacceptable and i truly hope, or better yet maybe i will submit this site to the pharmacy board so they can get rid of all of you non-compassionate so called caring professionals. Quit the name calling and having sooo much fun assuming you know all this person has been thru and do the job you are PAID very well to do. disgusting behavior and i am thankful i am nothing like any one of you!

I don't know why "dallas" feels the need to defend such despicable behavior. That's dumb enough, but for her to think she is going to "submit this site to the pharmacy board" it tremendously ignorant. It's laughable. First of all, there has been around 35 different commenters to this post. I'm sure that if you wanted it bad enough, you theoretically COULD submit your pissant comment to all 50 state boards of pharmacy, but what are you going to tell them? Even if they do read it, how will you sound? "Dear UTAH BoP, please go to TheAngriestPharmacist.com -- There's a post from a real drunk pharmacy technician named Pat. She admitted to several crimes then asked TheAngriestPharmacist if she was going to get caught. What I would like to draw your attention to is the amount of mean name calling from all the doodie heads on the website. I would like you to revoke the pharmacist license for the following people: TheAngriestPharmacist, Drunken Agnostic, hi, nicole, brian, crappypharmacist, etc. Thank you for your time, dallas"

Honestly, could a person be any more retarded? You think I'm gonna just for over server logs and records outlining everyone who posts on the site? You think I'm gonna be helpful to a search like that? Or, do you think I'm going to NSA wipe my server and replace the website with fetish porn just to be a cocksucker? Ding Ding Ding!

It's like people have no concept of anonymity, privacy, and secrecy. I guess the average idiot believes that because they browse the web and interact with the internet on a full-name-no-filter basis that we all must do the same. Therefore, anytime someone on the internet does something impertinent, wrong, or rude, all you must do is notify the nearest constable who will turn on his interweb box, ask the webmaster of the internets who uses the code name "DAVE" and then call Dave's dad who will then punish him for saying rude things. It's also ultra naive to think that a BoP will even bother reading a complaint stemming from something posted on MY fucking website. I bet they don't get a sentence into it before discussing how much they enjoy reading my site...so suck on that, dallas.

 -=+=-

Next we have Ang responding on 1/18/12 to Doctor Shopping and Insurance Fraud and Asshat Patients -- Oh my from  3/22/11 with:
There are several issues here. First of all, pharmacists do not have the authority to determine whether a crime was committed or not. By accusing her of such publicly (to the other pharmacies) you opened the pharmacy that employs you (not to mention yourself) up to a big fat lawsuit. You may have seen this as a cut and dry case, but no matter how transparent the crime, it is only at the discretion of the criminal justice system that a person be charged with, and found guilty of a crime. You went about this the wrong way, and I will be bringing this to the attention of proper authorities. They can easily identify you using your IP.

My immediate response: Go fuck yourself you little asshat. Do you think that I did something like that standing in the middle of the pharmacy where all could here? What if that story isn’t even true? This is an anonymous blog. I could be anywhere in the world talking to anyone in the world. Give me a fucking break… Which organization do you plan on running the manhunt for the rogue pharmacist being mean to a patient?

I would like to note again that this stupid comment from this ignorant fuck was nearly a YEAR after the post was originally made. Secondly, I would like to note that a licensed physician graced this post with a lengthy response where he identified and discussed many things...the most important being the statement, "THE PHARMACIST DID THE RIGHT THING."

Ang would lead us to believe that pharmacist's cannot determine if a crime was committed -- I guess it's pretty silly us taking all those law courses and certifcations then isn't it. I wouldn't know a crime if it slapped me in the face, I just spend a year studying pharmacy law in school...you idiot bastard! Then, this poster has the audacity to throw out the "you opened yourself up to a lawsuit," bullshit. Today's sue-happy litigation-frenzied society needs to erase this type of shit from their vocabulary. You make yourself look stupid and your kids are just gonna pick up even more bad habits and idiotic ideas. Here are the facts. Crimes were committed. Not only do I have the training and knowledge to recognize that, I have the fucking proof. In addition to that, I am the star witness for the prosecution. The only thing the DA needs from me in this instance to turn this case into a slam-dunk conviction is a fucking phone call alerting them that it happened. From there, I'll accept it's out of my hands. Judge, Jury, Executioner....whatever...but to even hint that I'm not involved is just plain ignorant. Also to claim that I or my company is at risk of a lawsuit for calling a thief a thief or a liar a liar whilest having the evidence in hand is also pretty fucking ignorant, Ang. (If you're keeping score, you've yet to share anything NOT utterly retarded). The final statement you've left us with is a veiled threat. TAestP did something that *you* interpret as "wrong" so *you* are gonna tell the proper authorities who can find me by "using my IP."

First off, YOU DO NOT HAVE THE AUTHORITY TO DETERMINE WHETHER A CRIME WAS COMMITTED OR NOT. BY ACCUSING ME, PUBLICALLY (TO THE OTHER READERS) YOU HAVE OPENED YOUR ISP THAT PROVIDES YOU WITH INTERNET SERVICE (NOT TO MENTION YOURSELF) UP TO A BIG FAT LAWSUIT. YOU MAY HAVE SEEN THIS AS A CUT AND DRY CASE, BUT NO MATTER HOW TRANSPARENT THE CASE, IT IS THE DISCRETION OF THE CRIMINAL JUSTICE SYSTEM THAT A PERSON BE CHARGED WITH AND FOUND GUILTY OF A CRIME.  ---   You DID exactly what you accused me of, you little sniveling shitass. I'm not sure who the proper authorities are, or why they'd give a shit about a story on a pharmacist's website from a YEAR ago, but knock yourself out. Finally, that almighty IP. Do people know what that means, what it is, or how it works? I don't think so. Yes, an IP can ID you. I could post yours here (but since it was a year ago, it would've changed). Yes that can be used to locate easily and identify with the help of the ISP. But, here's the tricky part ---   what's *MY* IP? Go on...tell me...What's TheAngriestPharmacist's IP Address? You're on his website...surely he posted it on there right? It would take a little effort to identify me. Not a lot...just a little...But guess what...that "little" is 100x more work than ANY law enforcement agency wants or cares to do without solid evidence that a crime was committed and they can get a conviction or confession. And "all you got to go on is a stupid post on a silly pharmacist blog. How do you know he didn't make it up?"

So, idiots of the world, I emplore you. PRINT MY WEBSITE WORD FOR WORD. Take it to the "board of pharmacy" (all of them for all I care), Tell your lawyer, Send a copy to every law enforcement agency on the fucking planet. No one is going to care. They are going to ask you why your vagina hurts and tell you to man the fuck up. Save your time and just man the fuck up...

Wine me, Dine me, Babinski Sign Me!

Posted on March 8, 2012

It's kinda funny....kinda...most important thing is that I made good on my promise....

I hope you like it as much as I do. HAHA!

 

Wine me, dine me, Babinski Sign Me!

Sorry about the disappearance…

Posted on March 7, 2012

.......gonna try and provide some sort of humor in the next day or so.

 

Don't worry...you deserve it!

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Understanding the world — what we take for granted

Posted on December 24, 2011
[Understand that I am not talking about those with mental disabilities, deficiences, or issues. I will not allow any comments defending someone with a learning disability because that is NOT who I am talking about. That is NOT who I am discussing at in this post, and you should get that through YOUR thick head before you move forward. If you can't read this post without feeling the need to tell me about your third-cousin with a "professionally diagnosed learning disability" keeping him from learning and how he can't help it, move on. I'm not making fun of the disabled, I'm making fun of the stupid, lazy, apathetic OAFS out there. Yet some will still feel the need to comment....Please don't!]

 

Wow, it's amazing how stupid people in the USA have become. It's well known that the average reading level is 8th grade. This story shows that for every educated, intelligent person out there, someone has to be remarkably thick to balance out the world. Someone has to slow the rest of us down. I've finally met the antithesis to a NASA rocket scientist.

Just the other day (in between doing transfers from Walgreens) I was approached by an older lady. She wore short hair -- very untidy. It wasn't unclean, mind you, it just had the Dr. Emmett Brown style about it. Her hair, at one time in her life, must have been jet black. Now, it was on its way to silver and white. On her right cheek, she wore a giant stylish mole...or maybe it was a tick...I couldn't be certain. It wasn't something you could stare at without repulsion. The most noticible aspect above her neck, however, was the mustache worn on her upper lip. As thick as mine in quantity, each individual hair was still thin like that of a teenage boy still going through puberty.

Her long sleeve shirt was pink. I'm not sure what to call the material, but I would liken it to a pair of long-underwear I have for deer hunting. It's kinda of a waffle texture. On the front of it, there was no stylish design....just the imprint of two massive, saggy, dangling, bra-less boobs. They were so large, it seemed unnallowed. They were so droopy, it seemed nauseating. Disgustingly enough, in the right shirt, they might be visible out the bottom as I'm sure this lady has no concept of what a bra even is, much less used for and where to procure one.

The question she posed was simple enough. "Do you have any Vicks inhalers? Where is it?" I led her over to where they are stocked, and I explaned that we were, at the time out of the Vicks brand but had plenty of our store brand. She told me that was fine, and that she always buys the cheaper brand. Taking this cue, I went on with the normal explanation of rebound congestion telling her that she must be careful not to overuse et cetera. "You should always limit the use of these over the counter nasal sprays to 7 days or less."

At this point, she looked at me curiously. It bordered on that look we all know and love -- the one that a patient gives you when they believe you to be lying to them. [Because I benefit from NOT selling items and NOT filling prescriptions...]

Assuming this meant a lack of understanding, I rephrased my words and repeated.

Then, after she said, "It always works for me!" I said, "Well, generally, if you use this too often for a stuffy nose, it can actually make your congestion worse. It only works for a week, then it stops working..."

With as much facial contempt she could muster in her expression, she handed it back to me. And, with a tone of hate she said to me, "Just put it back then. I'll have my boyfriend go get me one at Walgreens."

I was taken aback at the boldness, and then I gave up. You can't argue with the stupid. They will win every time...in their mind. You will lose because you change nothing...like in this instance....

I let her walk away. I'm sure I mumbled, "Well, good luck with that."  I'm sure she thought, in her mind, the store brand I offered bore a side effect rendering it worthless after a week, but the 19-year old cashier at Walgreens never mentioned such a  thing!

Oh, to live in such oblivion...to hear the world, understand nothing, and ignore it as gibberish rather than strive for understanding. I couldn't stand it. Even in daily conversation -- hearing a word that doesn't make sense or a product name I cannot remember drives me mad. I rush to my phone or computer so that I can look it up. The things I take for granted. The things we take for granted.

 

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