Other drivers are ridiculous

Posted by The *Angriest* Pharmacist as Stupid People, Traffic, True Story

Everyone going faster than me is an asshole. Everyone going slower than me is an idiot.

Boy did those words ring true this past weekend. I took a long trip. I should have flown, but I drove. I hate airports. I hate flying. Flying would have only saved my 4 hours, and it would have cost me an arm and a leg. Anyway, I saw nothing but assholes and idiots the whole trip. It’s like the fucking speed limits don’t even exist to some people. Sure, I do about 75 in a 70. I just wanna bend the law and prove that I’m not an old fart, yet. BUT THESE ASSHOLES WERE DOING 90! 90 miles per hour? Are you shitting me? These guys came up on my ass like I was doing 25 in a school zone. It’s ridiculous. Slow down! Your insane ass is going to get my ass killed.

Then, I come upon grandma or grandpa doing 50 in a 70. He has no reason to do 50 other than his gout is flared up. I can’t tell what’s more dangerous, me coming up on the old fucker doing 75 to his 50 or the asshole coming up to me doing 90 to my 75. Regardless, I don’t want to find out. I just want them all off the road. Then, I can do as I please.

And people, don’t fucking pass on the right…If you do, I’m going to be a prick, speed up, and block you in for a very long time. I see you. I saw how fast you came up on me. I’m going to get over in due time. Believe me, you aren’t going to get there any sooner whipping around me…I’ll see to it, asshole.

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