Mar

You are all horrible drivers

Posted by The *Angriest* Pharmacist as --Not Pharmacy--, Stupid People, Traffic, True Story

Driving tip #1: Do not block the fucking intersection. If it is busy at a red light, and there’s not room for your car to get entirely across the intersection, don’t fucking cross, nimrod! Seriously! I sat at an intersection for 3 cycles before I got so furious I just ran the red light when I got the chance. I’ll eat the 10 dollar ticket if there was a camera…I had to poop.

Driving tip #2: Don’t be an asshole. Be nice! I was driving in the right lane of a 4 lane road. Someone parked in front of a business. I couldn’t move. The parked person wasn’t the asshole. There was not a “no parking sign” believe me, I had plenty of time to look. Every asshole that drive by without letting me out is an asshole. It was very easy to see I was blocked. So, all you pricks that would not let me out, suck it.

Driving tip #3: Don’t be an excessive speeder. The limit is 70. 75 is okay. 95 is just damn uneccessary and dangerous. Slow the fuck down. Some people have kids in their car, and you are swerving around them like they are parked.

Driving tip #4: GameBoys, newspapers, laptops, and books are NOT acceptable while driving. DUH! I saw a fucking guy playing a GameBoy today. I sincerely hope he gets some sort of STD.

Driving tip #5: Don’t ride my ass.