My Day At Work…Tally It Up!

Posted by The *Angriest* Pharmacist as Me being a dick, Stupid People, True Story, Work Sucks

These are official tallies that I kept throughout the day today…

“Where is [insert easy to find product] at?” IIIII IIIII IIIII IIII
- Adult wipes that are medicated (scared to say Preparation H) I
- Aspirin I
- Vitamins I
- Mineral Oil II
- Prilosec I
- Denture Cups I
- Mucinex I
- Chromax I
- BP Monitors I
- THE FUCKING PHARMACY I
- “Prickly heat powder” I
- Bathroom I

Calls asking if I had [insert product]: III
- Called back 30 seconds later asking for the cost: III

Wanting prices on Rx medicines: IIII
- Most likely a competitor: II

Girls that I would rate as a 3/10 or LESS: 250
Girls that I would rate as a 8/10 or Higher: —

Plan B: I
B/C for girls too young to be on B/C: II

Rx’s filled by lunchtime: 40
Rx’s filled in the 15 minutes before my lunch: 7
Rxs filled from the end of lunch to close: 12

People I wanted to punch in the head: IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII II

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Why is the response to “Have you ever filled a prescription with us before?” ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS “Well…yes…but not this prescription…” — You freaking morons. I know you haven’t filled THIS PRESCRIPTION HERE BEFORE. I’m holding the fucking thing in my hand…The answer is either, “Yes, I am in your computer” or “No, you are going to have to add me to your computer.” Ugh…

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Above I referenced people calling and asking if we had random products. I can accept this. Perhaps it’s a random product. Why make a trip if the place doesn’t have it? One of the calls was for crutches. That’s a REASONABLE call to make. Some pharmacies have them, some don’t. Don’t hobble your ass up here if I don’t have it. But, other calls are unecessary…Do not call me and ask if I have aspirin. Of course I have fucking aspirin. What compounds this is asking for the price. I’ve got 25 different sizes/types of aspirin and you want to know the price? IT’S CALLED SHOPPING! Bring your ass to the store and SHOP. Don’t have me do your shopping. I’m going to just make up a price - like I always do (I’d say a hundred of them is about 4 bucks). If you ask me to check I’m going to leave you on hold for 5 minutes, then make up another and just sound more confident…

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