More Stupid Pop Songs…

Posted by The *Angriest* Pharmacist as --Not Pharmacy--, Me being a dick, Welfare

Lip Gloss by Lil Mama

Is Poppin-Poppin-Poppin-Poppin [x2]

What You Kno Bout Me, What Cha, What Cha Know Bout Me [x2]

I Said My Lip Gloss Is Cool, My Lip Gloss Be Poppin
I’m Standing At My Locker, And All The Boys Keep Stoppin

I Said My Lip Gloss Is Poppin, My Lip Gloss Is Cool
All Da Boys Keep Jockin, They Chase Me After School

Mac, Loreal, Yep Cuz I’m Worth It
O The Way I Put It On So Perfect
Wipe, The Corners Of My Mouth So I Work It
When I Walk Down The Hallway, They Can’t Say Nothin

Ooo My Lips So Luscious
The Way I Spice It Up With The Mac Mac Brushes
Loreal Got Them Want Watermelon Crushes
Thats Probably The Reason All These Boys Got Crushes

When It’s Time For Lunch, My Lips Still Rock
Lil Mama Melon With The Hot Pink Top
Cherry, Vanilla, Flavors Is A Virtue
They Lovin Lip Gloss Universal

The Boys Really Like It, The Girls Don’t Speak
They, Rollin They Eyes, They Lip Gloss Cheap
It Ain’t My Fault, But I Can Upgrade You
Show You How To Use Nice Things With Nice Flavors

Cuz My Lip Gloss Is Poppin (Is Poppin, Is Poppin, Is Poppin) [x2]

Sittin In 8th Period, Thought I Was In Trouble
Bing! Called Me On The Loud Speaker, On The Double
I Stepped In The Office Like “yes Miss. Maclarsonä
Shes Like “girl Ran Out Of My Lip Gloss And…
Write Down Where You Get Yours From
Cuz I Must Admit That Bubble Gum, Is Poppin (Is Poppin, Is Poppin) She Ain’t Frontin

And Uh… I Be Lovin It, I Be, I Be Lovin It
And Uh… I Be Usin It, I Be, I Be Usin It
And Uh… I Be Rubbin It, I Be, I Be Rubbin It
On My Lips, My Lips Uh… My Lip Gloss

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Is this not the most retarded shit you’ve ever heard? I cannot believe the youth of America are not only listening to this poison, but they are enjoying it and paying to buy these CDs.

I don’t even understand the vast majority of the words in the song - you know why? Because they are NOT ENGLISH…ebonics maybe…but definitely, NOT English…

Frontin, poppin, jockin…

Mark my words: My children will listen to pre-chosen music. I can here it now…”DAD, why did you buy me another Frank Sinatra album” - “Because that’s real music son…because that’s real music…”

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Readers, I’m leaving today for a Floridian vacation. I’m taking an old laptop, but I cannot promise that I’ll be writing. However, as we all know, trouble follows me where ever I go. If shit hits the fan, I’ll find a way to put pen to paper at least so I can share it with you later…

Happy filling,
T.A.P.

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