Jul

I hate it when…

Posted by The *Angriest* Pharmacist as Laws, Me being a dick, Stupid People, True Story, Work Sucks

…Other pharmacists don’t want to fill shit so they call me telling me that they don’t have it only to send over the C-II script that isn’t signed. I really had that happen today. The other pharmacist called the MD and got a verification - for what reason, I don’t know. I guess he/she neglected to consider what the DEA thinks (You can’t change patient name, drug, or signature on a C-II in the USA). So, just to be a dick, I had my tech fax over a copy of the DEA Requirements concerning a C-II script (I happened to have something itemizing everything on a script with a bulleted outline on what can be changed and what cannot). I’m sure that pharmacist thought I was a huge dick - I thought I was freakin’ hilarious.

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I hit a new personal record today. I received 20 NEW, PAPER prescriptions from an assortment of people in the 10 minutes before I closed for lunch. I had filled 50 fucking scripts up to that point. I got 13 from an elderly couple returning from vacation, 3 from a guy that I’ll never see again, the C-II script above, 2 for a baby that mommy had been holding on to for 3 days, and 1 for a fucking ferret. Never filled for a ferret before, but I guess he deserves to eat up my lunch half-hour. I went to work on these people as the piled into a fucking line at my drop off. I convinced the old folks to come back in 4 hours (they wanted to wait…cocks), the guy I’ll never see again would come back after lunch (he saw the hunger in my eye), mommy was gonna come back after lunch (she never did - poor child), the ferret was coming back in an hour, and the C-II was my only wait-er…We know how that turned out.

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I complemented a lady today on how well behaved her two girls were as they waited for their prescription. They sat quietly talking to each other and bothered no one. Mom read a magazine and never even looked up at the kids. It was amazing. I couldn’t believe how well 2 five and six-year-old girls minded so well. When their script was finished, I called them up, mom paid for her script, I told her how good her children were, and as they were leaving, one of those little sluts turned around and threw her sucker at me. It hit me in the throat and left a bunch of red gook on my nice white jacket. I hope that little bitch gets pregnant before high school.

I handled it well, though. I just said, “Hey! That wasn’t nice [insert swears under breath]!”