Search Engine Terms

Posted by The *Angriest* Pharmacist as --Not Pharmacy--, Traffic

Wordpress has a some nifty stats available to its users. It tells me how many hits I get a day (I’ve gotten around 9,500 in the past month and average around 300 per day).

It tells me where people are coming from. The boys at Fast Food Pharmacy send the most hits this direction, about 20 a day. I also get a bunch from Yahoo mail - I guess where my URL is forwarded around.

It tells me where people go once they leave, if they click one of my links. Most of them go to the link in the post of the day. Some click on other posts/pages.

The coolest function, however, is the search engine terms. It tells me what people typed into any search engine to stumble to my page. Here are *some* of my favorite terms (these are 100% genuine):

VERIFY CONTRolled walgreens
ipledge program sucks
lecithin bullshit
doctor won’t allow accutane
my pharmacist wants to kill me
what happens if dont pick up a prescript
extract pseudoephedrine from claritin D
celexa robitussin
being a pharmacist sucks
accutane sucks
fuck my mouth
Who thinks Sylvia Browne is full of shit
ipledge sucks
accutane stupid
ACCUTANE BABY
i pledge accutane stupid

EDIT: Got a new one - someone read this article and wanted to make me
laugh… “the angriest pharmacist sucks dick” HAHA

I will add to this list as time goes on and more gems roll in…

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