Oct
What is your favorite sexual position?
Posted by The *Angriest* Pharmacist as --Not Pharmacy--, Sexy Time, Stupid People
Okay, this is very ‘not pharmacy’. But I was wondering: what’s the average pharmacist’s favorite sexual position? Would it differ from male to female? Hell, would it differ from pharmacists to technicians to the general public?
I’m going to bet the average male pharmacist prefers the classic missionary. They prefer to be in control. They want to dictate the tempo (which they usually cannot do in their work environment). They want to prove their domination over their partner.
The average female pharmacist prefers cowgirl. Why? The exact same as the reasons above. They want to ride their way to victory. They want to show that they are in charge with their 100k salary, and their lesser-making partner is *their* bitch.
Of my female technicians, I’m betting that they all are doggy style type girls. I have no real basis for this, other than they bend over and take it all the time from the customers that yell and scream at them - and they act like they like that. So, they must like being dominated from the behind position in the sack as well.
My male tech has to be a virgin. His favorite sexual position is sitting in front of his monitor. He’s a huge douche and wouldn’t have sex with a real girl if he got the chance.
The average customer at my store is a fan of anal. They are all assholes. The men likely enjoy anal because they are gross, enjoy E.Coli, and think it’s cool cause they see it all over the intarweb. The females like it because they are too assholes. They also let their partner go ass to mouth. Bitches…
End of grossest post ever,
The Angriest Pharmacist
Comment on your favorite - try and guess mine…

I like doggy style because I am in control and I like butts
WOW… what happened to you in the last 11 days?! I used to look forward to reading your amusing (albeit vulgar) pharmacy story-tails. IMHO… you have JUMPED THE SHARK.
You’re very right. I lost my damn mind with this one. It won’t happen again…
I thought it was funny, but it definitely does cross the line in terms of what people would expect to find on a pharmacist blog…:-)
Nice to know that you hold us male techs in such high regards. What did we do, piss on your corn flakes?
Read it again.
MY male tech…HIS favorite position…HE’S a huge douche…
Who’s cornflakes got micturated in?
Any, I’m not fussy :)
Pharmacists having sex, whatever next?
Maybe us girl techs like to be in control once in a while too… and since we can’t do it at work… maybe we do it at home!!
YAY for reverse cowgirl!
Ya know, reverse cowgirl woulda been my second guess. My techs couldnt pull it off because they’d break their partner’s pelvis, but I can see it in some others…:-)
Justatech. I bet you are in the USA, aren’t you? So far away lol
Reverse Cowgirl gives an interesting view and an opportunity to take some great ass photos
TheAngriestPharmacist-Nice post, might make a few people mad, but hey, good stress relief for some of us..
Hospital: on the floor
Retail: standing up, what else?
Point taken. I had mistaken you to say ALL male techs since the other descriptions were also plural.
Male techs are a bit rare.
I’m open for any position that doesn’t require special equipment. Variety is the spice of life.
Mr Hunnybun… I am in Canada!
Justatech-Canada…..that’s a long way. Is it worth the trip? Sounds like pharmacy in the US is pretty similar to pharmacy here.
My cornflakes are a little soggy. Assuming female techs like to be dominated because we put up with crap from customers is a bit over the top, don’t you think? Maybe we put up with the stupid customers because… oh I don’t know, maybe because it’s our job?
Yeah - and it contradicts what I wrote about pharmacists…that’s why it’s all in good fun.
It’s my job to put up with customers…but I don’t…
Over the counter, with my dispenser, in the half hour we are closed for lunch works for me. Positions are limited in this situation.
I’d like to make a small addition: female pharmacy students also enjoy it doggy-style. Tuition prices, professors that don’t speak english…oh, dear…
…well, and it’s fun…
Here in London visitors from the US like to be taken up the Oxo Tower
ok question why is it hard to find a male tech? or the other side of the coin is why pharmacy usually staffed by females? Im not being sexist but Ive noticed that since I being male works at a pharmacy.
Male techs? I dunno for sure - I guess cause males usually lean towards more “grunt work” like stocking and stuff when considering an entry level position (which tech is, regardless of what some say about their qualifications or schooling).
I only have 2 girls in my pharmacy…with a staff of 9. I’m looking to hire one more — I’ll hire a female so long as she’s not of child bearing age and in a position where she could get preggo….I can’t ask that stuff, but I can guess (look at wedding ring finger, look at DOB). Ask her “tell me about yourself,” in interview — she’ll fill in all else and I break no laws.
I’m a male pharmacy intern that works occasionally at a large retail chain store. I got to work the other day and the Pharmacists and Techs were all laughing at me and I didn’t know why. Apparently a customer came in and when asked who helped her, she said “well, he was tall……” That was as far as she got before they interrupted her. I’m the only male out of a staff of 9. It’s been that way for nearly a year. I’ve only worked with another male twice, and they were both floaters. Women make the world of pharmacy go ’round.
WHAT sex??? I’m so damn exhausted at the end of the day, my favorite “position” is curled up in my warm bed with my soft pillow- much to my husband’s dismay. However, he surely doesn’t mind the $125K I’m bringing home!
i like the cowgirl…why you ask? because after a long day at work im too tired so hell why not let her do the work! ;)
Right on the nose. I’m a female tech and I will definitely bend over, but only because I don’t want to see your face.
I like it from the back =)
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