We have peaked in our idiocy

Posted by The *Angriest* Pharmacist as Stupid People, True Story, Work Sucks

“Hi, I’m here to pick up a prescription for my sister.”

“Hi, I’m here to help you accomplish that!”

“Her last name is Mittler” [This name is completely erroneous, but the story is the same]

“Well, I don’t see anything in the computer for that name. How do you spell it, maybe I’m making a mistake.”

“I don’t know for sure. LET ME CALL HER.” [She's your fucking sister and you don't know how to spell her name? Are you kidding me?]

[Begin side conversation]

“Hey, sis. How do you spell your last name?” [I had given her a pen a pencil since she didn't know her own sister's birthday either]

“I know what your last name is. How do you spell it?”

“Ohh, it’s not Mittler? It’s what? Wittler?”

“How do you spell it?”

“W-I….”

“Okay, I’ll tell him you’re allergic…how do you spell it?”

“S-U-L-F-A? But I thought you just said your last name was Wittler?”

“Ohh, I see…”

-=+=-

That’s pretty much the bulk of the story. By the time this dumb lady got her sister’s name and birthday written down I had already pulled the script from the bin, added the allergy to the computer, had it rang up, took a piss, farted and threw it at my tech, and eaten a few bites of my lunch.

Wow. I wanted to take this lady’s car keys away from her…Sorry lady, minimum IQ of 4 is required to drive a “vroom vroom” in this country.

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