Funniest. Message. Ever.

But, listen again, TAP—he said it exactly the same way he would have WRITTEN it! He believed he had to speak his name in order to SIGN his name. But, yes, he also thought that if he didn’t repeat his name, that he might run out of tape. We should report him to the Office of the Secretary of the Department of Redundancy Department Secretary’s Office.

It’s a fake. Or, the doc is wasted. And, nobody needs to say “po” or “by mouth” unless it’s plain prometh.

Yeah, but promethazine? That shit makes me drowsy as hell…And codeine? Everyone knows that hydroco is 15 times as potent at hitting the opiate receptors!

Totally a fake. We get fakes for prometh w/ codeine all the time. Apparently, it is mixed with sprite to make something called “Purple Drank”. Usually the quantity we see is something more along the lines of 16 oz, but still, my first impulse would be to say fake.

We get codeine addicts. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purple_drank

Anyway, you angry types make my day.

I have a lot of problems too with fake phenergan codeine rx. Sometimes they call in both an antibiotic and the phenergan codeine and when they come to pick up, they only want the cough syrup. Another thing that bugs me is PSE purchase. They come in as a group each of them wanting claritin d 24 hrs, and they hop around from store to store, requesting the same thing. They ought to make PSE a prescription drug.

You’re full of shit. Explain to me how someone making methamphetamine in a kitchen extracts loratadine from pseudoephedrine? That’s what they want…the PSE - Somehow, I doubt the Claritin is something you’d want injected IV.

As far as calling in two and picking up one - most pharmacies should have a steadfast rule against that. I tell the person no. If they insist, I tell them I’m calling the doctor. That usually shuts them up. If it progresses, the doctor will say cancel both of them. Either way, both or neither. That’s how my ship runs anyway…

Check this rant out anyway:

http://www.theangriestpharmacist.com/2007/08/12/pseudoephedrine-sucks-big-floppy-donkey-dick/

Hey, ask the meth folks how they do it. Claritin D is currently their drug of choice.

Here it’s still Wal-Act/(insert your store brand of Actifed) for the meth-heads. Call the cops on everyone who buys it, no normal people buy the stuff. Oh and what about the 17 year old kids wanting to buy two boxes of Coricidin HBP? Give me a break, you are not getting it from me.

Oh and what did you do with this RX message if you thought it was legit?

Usually if the doctor says any sig or medical terms it’s not fake. Yes people can read the rx and figure it out somewhat…but they don’t really know…unless they use to work in the medical field. We have had a goon call in an rx on the voicemail for HIMSELF and leave HIS number… after he said he was Dr.such and such. Morons.