Mar
Scambaiting
Posted by The *Angriest* Pharmacist as --Not Pharmacy--, Me being a dick, Money, Stupid People, True Story
A while back I received an intruiging offer from “Laurent Amoussan.” Believe it or not, he’s the son of a deceased Doctor who had a TON of money in the bank ($9 MILLION!). He was afraid that his government would take the money from him because of his “small age.” With a little help, I can get him the money and he can give me a LOT of money in return. I just needed to transfer him $3,000 via Western Union to get the money out! How could I turn down a sure fire investment like this??? [end idiocy]
Anyway – I logged all of these emails where I posed as Hawaiian native, pharmacist John McLovin…and I demanded they refer to me only as McLovin’ — Eventually, ‘another man’ got involved — HE WAS A LAWYER! WOW!
I compiled the correspondence in a word document which I converted to a PDF. I strongly suggest everyone download and read this file. It’s both informative, educational, and absolutely HILARIOUS.
DOWNLOAD PDF Screwin With Spammers
It’s a long read – I’d say skim their crap and focus on my replies.
Nothing has been edited — their grammar, spacing, anything! They really are retarded!
The best part of this whole thing, TAP, was the dick costume. If I had that costume (or, was it just the picture?) that is the only thing I would have sent him–that picture. F–k the whole lot of them multiple times! I get several e-mails like that every day, and I despite these bastards who try to pump people of their money this way.
haha…All those pictures were found via google images…:-)
oh my. he’s not very good at this whole “scam” thing, is he?
thanks for the laugh and another way to procrastinate studying for an anatomy midterm.
Darn. I only get these from Prince Amousisisisiiedfj. His father is incarcerated by his evil brother who wants to take over their nonexistant country!
They probed his father before they killed him. If it was me, I would have killed him first-then probed his father….it’s a body temperature thing….toooooo funny!!!!
HAHAH…clunk… that’s me falling off the chair in middle of a f******g African thunderstorm…. got vicodin?
And boring old me led some scamsters on a ride last year and sent everything to the Met instead!
Absolutely hilarious…..the pictures were great. I almost fell off my chair.
I am still laughing. I loved your dick costume. You are just too funny!! What a bunch of retards you dealt with! Good for you!!!
[...] The Angriest Pharmacist talks about how he replied to one of those email phishing scams. I thought it was hilarious. Check it out. [...]
ROFL!! Great stuff. I challenge you to do part 2 acting as Snoop Dog. Fo’ shizzle, dizzle, manizzle.
I love the photos of “Laurent”! After seeing those I would have immediately wired the $$$.
[...] Money Please? [...]
ROFL. Thats all I can say.
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