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Mar

So you are going to pharmacy school

Posted by The *Angriest* Pharmacist as Education, Just a question, Pharmacy School, Update

I’m sure by now most of you have taken a look at my post on Advice for 2008 Pharmacy School Graduates. Needless to say, the post has been very popular and commented on extensively. It’s also been added upon by some others in the Pharmacy Blogosphere, each adding some thoughts based on their career and personal experience. Not long after that gem hit the net, I got a request from PharmerBill, who wanted some advice for high school seniors embarking on Pharmacy School in August. Here we go…round 2!

NOTE: Most pharmacy schools are offering 6-year Pharm.D. degrees, whereas others offer a Pharmacy School program after achieving a 4-year degree and being accepted to the 4-year program. I went for 6 years and will refer to this as such. When I talk about 1st year or 2nd year, it’s on a 6 year scale. Others would refer to this differently — meaning they only consider pharmacy school as four years: P1, P2, P3, P4. So, when I say ‘first year,’ I mean 18/19 year olds taking basic general education stuff. On my scale, “pharmacy school” doesn’t officially start until third year.

Point 1 - First year is a joke.
Point 2 - Since first year is a joke, get drunk, party, and study the night before exams and get pretty decent grades. However, remember, your first year grades do a lot to prop you up throughout the rest of your collegiate tenure. If you start to slip, stop-fucking-partying, and get on the ball. If you don’t finish first year with above a 3.0, it’s going to be a rough go for you.
Point 3 - Pharmacy School (3rd year and up) is a fucking bitch. Be prepared to fail, but don’t fret — the rest of your class is failing as well. Rack up all the points you can in labs, quizzes, and other stuff, as it will boost your grades as you get D- after D- on the test.
Point 4 - There will be those students that take a 50 question multiple choice test in 14 minutes. You are required to hate them. You must hate them because they are so incredibly smart that they know the answer after reading the first half of the question or because they are so incredibly stupid that they put C for every answer…and that’s stupid (unless it boosts the curve — if you’re lucky enough to have a curve in ANY class — in that case, praise them and get them drunk the night before exams)
Point 5 - Hate those that think, “Does anyone have any questions before we conclude for the day?” means, “Time to ask and asinine question that no one cares about and is only theoretical bullshit.” They will be in your class and you will know them by Day 2 of General Chemistry. They will ask questions about weird diseases, stupid fucking theoretical interactions, and stuff they read in the NEJM last week. They suck balls.
Point 6 - If you make it past third year and then drop out for any reason other than severe disease requiring all of your attention, you are a fucking idiot. You’ve already got 60k+ tied up in an education. How are you going to pay that back in with a degree in accounting? Exactly…
Point 7 - GET YOUR ASS IN A FUCKING PHARMACY. You will encounter some douche bag that is a 5th year and has only seen the inside of a pharmacy on required experiential trips. These people are twits and will find themselves in a world of hurt when they get to their rotations and/or the real world. The things you learn on the job may seem inconsequential, but I couldn’t tell you how many times a little bit of experience or familiarity with the drugs saved my ass on an exam. Even knowing the OTC drugs helped in some classes and especially on rotations in community pharmacies.
Point 8 - Do NOT be one of those ass clowns who comes to pharmacy school saying “I’m just going here so I can go to Med School/Law School.” That’s bullshit. No 18-year old realistically heads to pharmacy school with those high hopes — they are mommy and daddy inspired and you will see most of them crash and burn faster than a NASA space shuttle (eek - I apologize for that one). Their tune will change as they realize their debt is astronomical and retail money is easier — especially with that hefty sign on bonus.
Point 9 - Go Greek…It worked for me. I know, deep down, that part of the reason I graduated was because of my Brothers. They helped me - they kept me honest - they provided and outlet for me to vent and gain from. I couldn’t have done it without them. I don’t care what fraternity you would join. Looking out for the mutual welfare helps — regardless of the letters (except for Phi Dex, they are dicks — and everyone knows those fools in KY are gay…just kidding — relax!)
Point 10 - OLD TESTS ARE GOLD! Gather as much old material you can — the work is done FOR YOU. Most tests will have 10-15% duplicate questions. Some professors have a limited test question bank and if you have several years worth of tests, you may have access to the vast majority of their questions. Of course, you have to study — otherwise you might get burned with a new test. Fraternities help here. My chapter had tons of old stuff that we shared amongst each other.
Point 11 - Don’t be a dick to your classmates. You will come to realize that you are in it together. What started as 250 will dwindle to 150 by graduation (seriously). Working together will get you a lot farther than being competitive. What do you gain by competing for grades? Not a damn thing. Everyone still gets a degree.
Point 12 - Don’t allow the faculty to convince you that clinical pharmacy is the only thing worthy of your degree…that’s a load of bullshit, but that’s what you’ll hear from day one. Drug expert this, therapeutic guideline that, residency this, Board Certified Pharmacotherapy Specialist that…Fuck that - my Pharm.D. is the same as theirs, and I make a tad bit more coin than then. I’ve got the same training and education as them; I just decided to go another direction. Why they look down on retail? I dunno. If I weren’t standing in the trenches, one of them might be…
Point 13 - Live in the dorms or close to campus! Those that live on campus get 15% higher grades than those that don’t — my school once “crunched the numbers.” Why? Because they are more involved in their school and their education. If you commute, stay on campus, make friends. They will help when it comes to getting old tests and such. Don’t go to class and run home.
Point 14 - I’m not saying give up your friends from “back home,” but for Pete’s sake, don’t live in a fucking suitcase and run back to your hometown every weekend. Homecoming? Sure. Anything else? Meh.
Point 15 - I hate to burst your bubble, but you and your high school girlfriend aren’t going to make it. It’s a 99.9999% certainty that you will be broken up by New Years. Why? Because there are hundreds (if not thousands) of 18-year old bitches throwing their boobies in your face…and you’re going to like it — and probably open your mouth once or twice (and your fly if you’re lucky). Don’t screw yourself out of all those fun experiences and random strange because “you’re in love” with the same girl you’ve been dating since freshman year.
Point 16 - If for some reason you do keep a significant other outside of your school or immediate area, DO NOT be one of those stupid motherfuckers that runs out of class at EVERY 5 minute break and jumps on the cell phone. I hated those fucking kids. As soon as the teacher said the word, they were pushing the dial button…it’s like they only had that on their mind the last 15 minutes before our break. I hated those kids - and I’ll hate you if you turn into one.
Point 17 - Keeping number 15 in mind, don’t be a fucking slut. Like I said, pharmacy schoool is about 250 people. You nail 3 girls in a week and it’s going to get around. You are going to be avoided by the plague (unless you are the master). Chicks talk more than dudes. You don’t want to be labeled a man-whore or slut after a week of drunken fun. Sure, it was a blast - but it will be the only play you get for a long ass time.
Point 18 - Real men marry pharmacists. Can you imagine the possibilities of being married to a pharmacist as well as being one? That 250k gross is a lot of money. You can have awesome cool shit - Xbox 360, PS3, Wii, Nintendo 64, all the works…This also provides a solid fall-back - you fail out, she graduates, you still got a solid income to mooch off of…:-)

Got any to add for our 1st years, Pre-Pharms, and/or P1’s? Toss it in a comment!

If you read this far and aren’t going to pharmacy school, worry not, some if not all of them will apply to you in some way. Read and learn….


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Not a word about transfers? You might want to make an addendum regarding these characters for those not in the know. Transfers are to be loathed above all - they are the most uppity, arrogant know-it-alls. They also usually fall under Point 4 and 5. For them, I’ll ignore Point 11.

I have little experience in this area, but I’d have to disagree with Point 15. And finally, for Points 13 and 14, it is so true. The commuters do band together though and there still exist people, who go home virtually every weekend and they live halfway across Missouri1

Bah - I knew 15 was going to be controversial…I stand by my recommendation.

I thought about transfer students throughout - they are kind of referenced (at least their behavior) in Point 5.

This was my pet peeve about my pharmacy classmates, so I would advise you not to fall into this group:

Do not sit around and bitch about how the professors give unfair exams. I graduated from a supposedly top tier pharmacy school, and I never thought that one exam in my 4 years of being in the pharmacy program was even remotely unfair.

A lot of your professors will give you study guides for your exam. Many others will make exams that precisely follow the class notes. If you have a study guide, use the fucking thing. If you’re professor gives you extensive notes, know them! If you don’t use the study guides or you choose to ignore large sections of your classnotes, you deserve to do poorly on the exam.

Take some personal responsibility for your grades. In 99.9% of cases, you get exactly the grade you deserve. It’s not the professor’s fault you misread the question. It’s not the professor’s fault you clam up and forget everything when the test is in front of you. Stop blaming everyone else for your poor grades.

Along the same lines… Don’t just memorize everything. UNDERSTAND the material. If you understand the mechanism of action of a drug, you can predict what kind of side effects it will cause. UNDERSTANDING the material allows you to apply it rather than just regurgitating random info.

I promise you, the material isn’t that complicated. Moreover, as long as you put in some effort, your professors will probably go out of their way to help you get through the program.

Oh… one more thing…. Don’t buy into the residency bullshit your professors will shove down your throat. If you want to do a residency, then do so for your own reasons. Don’t listen to that professor who continually bashes retail pharmacy and the pharmacists that work in it. Furthermore, if you develop an attitude where you stick your nose up at us retail folk, you deserve to be punched right in that nose you hold so high in the air.

The Druggist says March 8th, 2008 at 1:03 am

I was luckily a victim of Point 15, but that eventually led me to Point 18, as I met my wife in pharm school.

I found that it is more important to LISTEN in class, then to worry about tape recording lectures and typing on your laptop and writing notes with 10 different color pens!!!

Working in a pharmacy during school is just as valuable as any lecture or lab you could ever attend! DON’T WAIT TIL ROTATIONS!!!!!

If you do join a fraternity, don’t bother with any except Phi Delta Chi… :)

Those people who take a multiple choice in 15 min’s. Yeah, right here buddy.

I was the first one done with the state boards, and walked out with the look of horror from everyone and the snickering from my classmates. :)

what fraternity were you in?

You first.

Two things I’d like to add…

1) Don’t be tempted by the keg parties every weekend…Yeah it sometimes sucks on a nice cool summer night listening to Springsteen or whoever is “hot at the time-blasting out over someones speakers…just sigh to yourself…and remember, once you get that piece of paper from the state…those keggers will be the ones serving you drinks at your local bar.

2) This one for the guys…God blessed us men with two heads, but did not provide us with enough blood to use them both at the same time…always use the head above your shoulders…there are pharmacy “groupies” out there that will take your money and spoil your academics…be careful.

Mary Augustine says March 8th, 2008 at 11:40 am

Went to community college for pre-pharmacy. High school and early college grades were what got me into pharmacy school. Was older student–went to school with lots of ‘older’ students; big thing–join study groups, IF it helps firm up the concepts (especially pharmacology, law, and therapeutics)…probably along the lines as the pharmacy fraternity scene; more focused. (Some of us were in a real hurry to get out and start earning pharmacy pay.)

pi lambda phi

Graduating student Chad says March 8th, 2008 at 3:03 pm

Make friends with people who aren’t in pharmacy school. Pharmacy people are fine but hard drinking friends with BS majors are worth thier weight in gold when you want to go out drinking on a Monday.

Graduating student Chad says March 8th, 2008 at 3:15 pm

Also disregard gravelpit’s first point. Drink every weekend if you can and on easy weeks go out multiple week nights. Have the time of your life. College is awesome if you let it be. You can get good enough grades and have a blast, you just have to be good at budgeting your time. The best way to do this is to avoid TV. It is a complete waste of time. Always remember studying and being social are your priorities. Don’t be one of those guys who looks back at college and wishes he studied less and had fun more. If you GPA is 3.0 or 4.0 you get the same damn degree and it won’t make one bit of difference to Walgreens what your grades were.

Pi Lambda Phi? Never heard of it…

@Chad:

Your comment is dead on.

Here’s a joke for ya: What do you call someone who graduates bottom of their class in Pharmacy? A Pharmacist.

As far as I’m concerned, the bar is set pretty high. If you graduate with an advanced degree (Pharm, Law, etc) and get board certified…. I don’t care how close you were to the bottom, because I trust the certifying bodies more than your professors.

Great advice! Especially about going Greek! I did not and I regretted it. Everyone in a Frat had access to all the old exams…and they wouldn’t share if you were not in a frat…so, I definately was at a disadvantage…of course, that meant I had to study my ass off…There was never any curve at my school because 80% or more of the test questions came from old exams!!…So, I busted my ass and just did average…but, I suspect I actually learned more then most..

oh yeah….maybe try not having a boyfriend or girlfriend the first couple of years of college…you really need to find time to study and my boyfriend (who wasn’t in pharmacy school) was always pressuring me to do things with him…so, I ended up not studying as much as I should have.

Oh yeah…definately WORK IN A PHARMACY BEFORE YOU GET TO ROTATIONS!!!!…It will help you on exams and NAPLEX. In fact, if you have applied to pharmacy school, you should already be working part-time!!!

Disregard Gravelpit’s second point, too. Pharmacist ‘groupies’? Someone thinks highly of themself. I wish it were true, but frankly, if you go to a University that has a Medical campus you’ll be second fiddle. Go to Purdue (or some similar university) - no medical students to compete with for the ladies.

OK, on to a serious subject: Loans. You’ll graduate making >$100k a year, but unless mommy and daddy foot the bill you’ll be on the hook for some serious $$$ to your friendly neighborhood loan shark (err, I mean Financial Aid Partner). Do WHATEVER you can to live frugally. Live well, well beneath your means. Keep loans to a bare minimum. Live the spartan life now, and allow yourself to ’splurge’ a little only after you get those loans under control.

Good luck!

Pharmacy chick did number 18 and yes, its NICE. A little bigger house, a few nicer vacations, s’ok!

P3 and ready to be done says March 12th, 2008 at 1:33 pm

I definitely agree with Chad. There are many people in my classes who study every weekend, have had a 4.0 throughout college, and constantly gripe about unfair professors and tests. You can easily go out every weekend, study when you need to and still pull off a 3.0. Nobody will care what your GPA was once you graduate. Work in a pharmacy but don’t work so much that you don’t have time to enjoy college, you have the rest of your life to work. Take out that extra bit of loan money if you need to and go on a couple spring break trips or vacations. In the end it will only be a few months of extra loan payments and you’ll be glad you did it because those will be some of the best times of your life.

On the topic of pharmacy school, why do so many schools seem to have a strong liking for foreign-born students with a poor command of the English language?

Regarding point 7: Get a job in a pharmacy before you take organic! Heck, I got a pharmacy job even before I went back to community college at age 23 because I wanted to be sure it was what I wanted to do.

I really see where you’re coming from by stating that staying on campus is key and I need to try that if i get in.

By the way, your website it awesome, tell it like it is……no bsing around.

Being a commuter isn’t htat bad the first few years… espically with point 15… u cheat on ur HS gf first 2 years so u don’t look like a slut…. But the best of all u get one girl to be ur best friend and tell u when ever paper/lab/test is aka a manager. Then once ur HS gf goes wrong u start dating her for 250k income.

FanOfThePharm says April 12th, 2008 at 9:04 am

Randy, there are pharmacist groupies. I happen to be one of them. (Not that I do it for the money. I earn the same as my pharmacist boyfriend, thanks.) There’s just…something irresistibly attractive and sexy about a man who knows his benzodiazepines.

PharmacySlave says April 29th, 2008 at 3:07 pm

Point #5. I’m in the distance PharmD program. I rarely interact face to with the other students, but I’d sell my soul for a way to strangle someone via streaming video.

I’ll be starting rotations in June and I’ve never been on the other side of a pharmacy counter. I’m gonna be a world of hurt. Mom of four kids under 12, full-time pharmacy student, or working in a pharmacy part-tme… I only could manage to do two of the three at the same time.

Closing my P2 year and learned quite a bit working both hospital and retail. Tailor your tastes. The first year is the best time to hook up with people by going to the right greek (KY, Phi Delta Chi, KE, etc) or the pharm org(ie)s (APhA, AMCP, ASHP, etc.). Second year straps you down to your seat and you’ll be dreaming pharmacology (this is where you get your drinking buddies from the first year to break the insanity). Third year is the last mad dash before rotations and deciding where the hell you go from there.

Point 7 is not an option for me, it’s a requirement (need 300 hours outside rotations).

Job experience in retail had most of the sh1t thrown my way (from ‘customers’, bad techs, and Corpo-Pharm). Most retailers don’t flat out fire an intern (till they broke a law…or heaven forbid… ’store policy’), they just cut the hours they have each week. Luckily, you can report this crap to corporate headquarters (look for the number, they have it) and file a formal complaint (can’t fire you yet can they) or you can spread it around about the crap that goes on to your peers and most will not work for them (in turn screwing them over and getting you more hours). Doesn’t work all the time, but a little payback feels great!

Very interesting point of view about pharmacy schools. I really would like to hope that there are other kind of pharmacy school, which have moral look.

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