I am in a bad mood

Posted by The *Angriest* Pharmacist as Work Sucks

Okay, I’m in a bad fucking mood. I’m drunk and pissed off, so beware — hostile post ahead. I won’t be bitching about pharmacy either — just video games because that’s what’s in my sights right now. So, if you don’t want to read this inebriated nerd-post, then get the hell out.

I’ve played some fucking great games in my life. I firmly believe that the entire Half-Life series by Valve is the greatest set of games all time. They are challenging. They are fun. They are updated. Wow. The reason that I like HL as opposed to the game I’m playing right now, Assassin’s Creed, is the definition of the word CHALLENGING.

Valve challenges you mentally. It presents you with a problem. They throw in a few bad guys to make it interesting and 5 hours later you move on — that’s great. You know why? Because it’s YOUR fault you didn’t figure it out sooner. It’s not their fault you’re an idiot. How many of their episodes did you finally figure it out and go — well fuck my I should’ve figured it out sooner rather than take a look at the walkthrough.

Currently, I’m playing Assassin’s Creed on the PS3. This game is hands down the most infuriating game I’ve every played in my motherfucking life. It is not CHALLENGING — it is DIFFICULT. These are two different concepts. Rather than present you a situation and have you figure it out (like Half-Life), Assassin’s Creed merely THROWS 15 bad guys at you, each swinging a sword at your face at the same time. It’s not a figure-it-out, it’s a fucking slasher film.

I can handle this concept once — kill 20 bad guys — like a major wave of evil…but seriously Ubisoft…I’ve been killing “too many baddies” for the last 6 hours of my life. I just got in trouble from my neighbors cause they could hear me swearing. I’m pretty sure a few kids just went through puberty because rather than present a challenge, you just threw 50+ members of the Knight’s Templar at me…And I fucking hate you for it.

Your game has an interesting concept — and I’m going to beat it tomorrow before I get drunk again just to spite you. I want to know what happens. But I fucking hate you, and I hate you for greating such a shit-tastic game. Seriously, your game has pissed me off so bad that I got drunk and posted a rant on my pharmacist’s blog….

Next time — TRY HARDER! Or…provide cheats so I don’t have to play through your laziness. You wasted your time making these scenes and you’re wasting my time playing them…fucking die…I am.

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