26

Apr

Mind Your Own Business

Posted by The *Angriest* Pharmacist as --Not Pharmacy--, Money, Rude, Stupid People, True Story

The Angriest Fiance and I visited a local eatery tonight. Not a high priced place like PF Chang’s, but we certainly weren’t at McDonald’s. Quite frankly, I think the place is into witchcraft. I saw their delicacy of choice in a large tank of dihydrogen monoxide when I entered, and they were brownish black. Yet, when they served me a dead one to eat, it was obviously bright red. Either they are wikken-kind or someone has some talent with the paint brush in the kitchen.

All kidding aside, it was 9pm. It was an odd assortment of customers. We sat across from a black man and woman. It was her birthday. Our waiter was amazing. He was polite, quick, and always around when he needed to be. Anyway, it was the lady’s birthday - she was rewarded with a free daiquiri for her achievements.

As our wonderful waiter was serving us our salads and asking us if we needed anything else, our neighbor across the aisle decided that he needed my waiter’s attention more than I did. I guess he didn’t notice the fact that I had a male waiter, while his server was most definitely a female. Nonetheless, he let out a resounding, “Excuse me!” while a salad was being placed before me. In pure Angriest-Pharmacist fashion, the waiter ignored the man like he was a fart in the wind. After we were tended to, the waiter’s response was perfect. He acknowledged the man (barely), told him to wait just a second as he returned the “serving table” to the back, and walked away. He never returned — however their waitress came by a few moments later. I found this absolutely hilarious.

Finally, they brought out our main course. I proceeded to chow down on my feast before me. As most may know, there is some splatter involved with food that lives in water. You break a hard shell to get to the sweet, succulent, heroin-like substance within. I’m also a very, very, very messy eater. I got a little on me…and my date. She was not as amused as I was.

Our neighbors thought my entire meal was quite funny. They giggled and laughed. Hell, I think they pointed. It was pretty fucking irritating. I’m not sure why someone would spend more time watching someone else eat than staring at their own food and their own wife’s tits. I hope they enjoyed my dinner - I did.

Moral: Keep your eyes on your own fucking plate.
Tip on $50 check? $15 for service. $5 for ignoring rude ass people.


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LOL I hate that when people stare!! If I am in a bad mood, I ask them to take a picture, if I am in a good mood I sit there and stare at them. Stops them everytime :)

PETA should look into this use of dihydrogen monoxide on those poor creatures. They should investigate how it affects moisture. I sure don’t want any of that stuff near me.

You are my hero!

You really need to come down South and enjoy some delectable boiled crawfish, shrimp, and crabs. “Gettin some on ya” is the whole POINT. We rate cuisine by how many rolls of paper towels we went through during the meal. ;-)

What was the point of mentioning the ethnicity of the couple across from you? Does that make the story “more interesting” or are you the “Most Ignorant” Pharmacist too?

Why is it that every time I write a story and include details about someone’s race, some asshole has to come in here and comment “That doesn’t add anything to the story - why did you include it? RACIST!!!!” In this case, it was some dick from (IP: 24.15.24.185 , c-24-15-24-185.hsd1.il.comcast.net — which correlates to HOMEWOOD, ILLINOIS and found my site by searching yahoo.com for ‘angriest pharmacist’).

Nevermind that I left out that he was wearing a sideways Dodgers hat and we are nowhere near LA. Forget that I didn’t include that he had 4 gold teeth and huge fucking chain hanging around his neck with a dollar sign at the end. It doesn’t matter that I didn’t add that he was wearing a FUBU jersey that was 5 sizes too big. Forget the matter about him answering his cell phone and getting beeped while we were eating. I left those details out - you want to talk about me pointing out his race…bah.

Ask my buddy over at RagingServer.com who the most rude patrons are…He does a good job at typing ebonics and telling stories from the trenches.

I may be racist. I may not be. Hell, I may be engaged to a black woman. Shit, for all you know, I am a black man! You waltz in here (and probably won’t come back) and hint that it was a race thing.

FUCKING DUH! That was obviously the point. The antics pulled by this guy were so stereotypical, I couldn’t have made it more race-related unless I was eating at KFC and quoting Dave Chappelle.

It was my fault, however, that I left out that my waiter, the sharply dressed man that was so wonderful and got a 29% tip was black. I did mention, though, that our waiter responded to them exactly as I, a racist per you, would have…

Whatta moron, I didn’t see any racism in your post.. @@ Dumbass idiot. I live very close to homewood, Hey if u gimme his address I will go beat him up LOL

It doesn’t matter that I didn’t add that he was wearing a FUBU jersey that was 5 sizes too big. Forget the matter about him answering his cell phone and getting beeped while we were eating. I left those details out - you want to talk about me pointing out his race…bah.

You should have swapped out the detail about the dude being black and included him wearing a FUBU shirt. Wearing a FUBU shirt denotes a lack of pride in one’s appearance. May as well roll around in a dumpster if you’re going to rock FUBU.

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