Apr
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Posted by The *Angriest* Pharmacist as --Not Pharmacy--, Update
- I beat Assassin’s Creed today. I hate it when endings of games or movies are merely setups for a sequel rather than a meaningful ending that makes sense. Now I have to way 2-3 years for the sequel on Xbox 720. I swore more in the last 30 minutes of the game than I did playing the whole thing.
- My internet is out so I’m stealing from my neighbor - he must have a different ISP…duh
- Last night I pooped something that was the size of a toddler’s arm. It, however, smelled like a homeless person.
- I have to go do some laundry or I’m going to get beat up tonight.
- Plans are in the works for a Raging Server, Angry Pharmacist, and Angriest Pharmacist get-together. The hijinx plan will end with one of us in jail for the night, one of us in the hospital for alcohol poisoning (just me or TAP - RS doesn’t drink), and many pregnant strippers. Alternate scenarios in my mind end with a midget in the trunk.
- Word on the street is that I might be named to The Pharmacy Alliance executive committee. I gave them a REAL hard time recently, so this is surprising…but I bring a rational, logical mind to the table. I can definitely be of assistance - but I’ll have to clean up my language some…and stop being a prick when someone says something stupid.
- MAJOR NOTE: I’ve got over 140 posts. People that stumble to the site would be hard pressed to read all of them. I want to compile a “Best of..” Page to go on the top next to CONTACT. I’m gonna read through and pick out some of my favorites. However, if you have some personal favorites, please send them to me via the CONTACT link above. It sends me an email notification. I’d really appreciate the input. THANKS!
“Last night I pooped something that was the size of a toddler’s arm. It, however, smelled like a homeless person.” LMFAO…. freakin’ hilarious!!! At least it wasn’t the size of a soup can.
Did it have a “rest ring” ? If so, it doesn’t qualify to be put in Guiness’s Book.
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