Funny Story

Posted by The *Angriest* Pharmacist as --Not Pharmacy--, Engrish, True Story

I’m back! Sorry for the absence…I was delayed.

Anyway, I’m telling you that only to tell you this, I’m leaving again. It’s vacation time for The Angriest Pharmacist, and I will have NO access to the website for 10 days or so. Lil’ Laura will probably post a few things, and she will tend to the comments to make sure that they get released from moderation and properly berated in bold (As I’ve begun doing lately - it’s easier than replying).

So, here’s a funny story from last night - not pharmacy. I went to the gas station to pick up some chewing tobacco. Save me your comments on the evils of nicotine. If I cared, I wouldn’t do it. Anyway, I went into a random shop and asked if they had my brand of choice. They did. So, I told the lady, who was Mexican and didn’t speak fluent English, but she knew enough to get by easily. I told her I wanted all of them. She was aghast. Who would want ALL of these little cans of dirt?

She started pulling them out, and I stopped her at 7. The rest went like this:

I’m going on vacation, and I don’t know where I’ll be.
You going on vacation and you don’t know where?
Well, I know where I’m going. I just don’t know if I’ll have access to a gas station that sells this fine product.
Well, since you gonna be lost, at least you have a lot of dirt to suck on.

I’ll be back after my ten days of sucking on dirt. See you all then!

TAestP

PS - I added a Tweet on the right sidebar. I’ll definitely send some stuff to that as hilarious/irritating things happen while I’m in paradise.

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