The Hate-List

Posted by The *Angriest* Pharmacist as --Not Pharmacy--, Me being a dick

Some old school readers may remember this as it was once a main PAGE. I neglected updating it. Now, I’m sharing it with new readers and old readers alike. Have someone you hate? Put them in a comment. Let’s share in our hatred of ignorance, assholes, and people that suck.

Note: The degree of hate may vary…See links for more info (Will open in new window)

Specific People I Hate

- Sylvia Browne
- Madonna (You were a poor street walker. Now you’re a rich British woman?)
- Gwyneth Paltrow (You said you’d move if Bush won…GET THE FUCK OUT!)
- Steve Martin (You never were funny. Stop acting like it…)
- Bill O’Reilly (stop interupting your guests!)
- Tom Cruise (No, Tom, you DON’T know about anti-depressants. I do. Some people need them.)
- Barry Bonds (Grace. Humility. Respect. You have none. And, you cheated!)
- Roger Clemens
- Eminem and all white people that “act black” (You’re from the suburbs. Stop acting tough, Marshall. Your name is Marshall for fucks sake…)
- Kobe Bryant (Yeah, you scored 88 points in a game, but you only made 25% of your shots and passed twice the whole damn game.)
- Paris Hilton (Yeah, you’ve never done drugs — the googly eye is a natural look — and have you seen that video that proves her facial expression never changes??)
- Jessica Simpson (You are beautiful. You can sing amazingly. You are stupid beyond belief)
- Winona Judd (You are the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen. How are you famous?)
- Rosie O’Donnell (I will never forgive you for what you did to Tom Selleck. How dare you even hint that you deserve to even think about thinking about picking up Bob Barker’s skinny little microphone!)
- Robin Williams (Calm the fuck down. Shave your arms. Stop being so damn hyper)
- Jeff Goldblum (I wish someone would give you a virus.)
- Renee Zellwegger (How dare you divorce Kenny Chesney citing fraud. You knew he was bald going into it. And, you’re fat!)
- Mo’Nique (You’re teaching manners for Flavor Flav? I’d say you need to learn a few things yourself…like not eating entire cheesecakes for breakfast)
- Flavor Flav (Your 15 minutes are up. Public Enemy died after “He got game” — You are old and talentless)
- That Kansas City, Missouri pharmacist that was diluting chemotherapy drugs (Wow. You soul-less, heartless, amoral, pigheaded fuckwad. You set back the profession 10 years. You are the reason that little old lady wants to “check her pills” before she gets out of the pharmacy — well, your actions and because she’s a total bitch…nonetheless, I hope you are enjoying your time in prison)
- Akon (You may be a rich rapper, but your music sucks. You say your name at the beginning of every song. I don’t need you to tell me your name during your songs - I can tell it’s you by how much I want to kill myself while listening.)
- Fergie (STOP. SPELLING.)
- Kanye West (Sure, your music is awesome. But, I hate you for taking a time to raise money for those in need — the Katrina Telethon — and insert your own political bias. It may have been correct. It may have been bullshit propaganda. But, throwing it in the telethon for people whose lives were destroyed was one of the most horrible acts of my generation.)
- 50 Cent (Fiddy, you suck. You aren’t a banger. You weren’t really “shot nine times.” Your music is nothing more than Top 40 gibberish — Hoes down g’s up, right?)
- Brooke Hogan (I’m a Hulkamaniac from way back, but she really doesn’t have the goods to be famous — ever hear of estrogen?)
- Lindsay Lohan (2 DUIs in a 3 months? Give me a break. Are you even 21? You’ll be dead in two years from an overdose, wreck, or suicide. Get some help.)

Groups of People I Dislike/Hate

- The ENTIRE New York Yankees Organization (I got an idea. Stop trying to buy a ring…earn one!)
- Overpaid talentless celebrities (Stop acting like you’re popular you talentless fucks)
- People on Public Aid and not busting their ass to get off of it
- People that suck (You know who you are)
- People who get paid millions to play a game and don’t fucking hustle
- People that act so damn depressed at work or on the phone (Yes, serving me lunch sucks dick. But, at least smile and sound happy. You are getting paid.)
- People that have to know everything that’s going on all the time (I just laughed at a joke between me and another person. You do not need to run over and inquire, “What’s so funny?” every fucking time.
- Girls with tramps stamps. (Sluts)
- People that over-quote funny lines from movies/shows (You are not Rick James, it does not taste good when it hits the lips, and you are not good with a bowstaff)
- People that are late (I said 9, fucking be here at 9)
- People that are vegetarian/vegan because it’s “cruel” to eat animals - not for health reasons
- People that be speakin Ebonics (We speak correct English in America)
- People with no patience (It is a virtue. You are a prick)
- People that get up-in-arms if someone swears (It’s just another word. Shut up, pussy)
- People that always get their way through the art of suggestion (Ya know what sounds good? Wendy’s/McDonalds/Pizza!)
- Crying and/or screaming babies (Babies should not make sound until age 12)
- People with sensitive skin (”I can only wash my face with Johnson & Johnson Baby Wash” - Fuck you. I wash my skin with steel wool and lava soap. You don’t hear my bellyaching about it)
- People that can’t decide between two equally good things (Pull the trigger. Make a fucking decision.)
- People that bitch about the cost of ANYTHING (If you want the fucking item, you’re going to buy it, regardless. Don’t whine about it costing a dollar more than it did two years ago when you bought one…)
- People that have an over-abundance of personality (Don’t say “Hi” to me just because…Don’t bother me because I don’t say “Hi” to you.)
- People that don’t shower (Hey, smelly. Yeah, I’m talking about you)
- People with stupid-ass first names (LaCretia, Shiloh, Marmaduke, Beautiphul)
- People that cry in an attempt to manipulate people
- People that laugh at their own jokes when they’re not funny (Knock-knock jokes withstanding)
- People that are not polite to me when I kiss their ass up-and-down in MY pharmacy
- Doctors that prescribe Accutane to females (We can’t trust em. Boys only, Doc!)
- People that get super pissed for no reason or before they know all the facts
- People that check out in the pharmacy, electronics or other random department to, “not have to wait in line” - all they do is CREATE a line in that department.
- People that only take their meds the few days leading up to their doctor’s appointment
- Floater pharmacists that screw things up or over-step their bounds [Never experienced a bad one first hand - I love most of my floaters]
- People that use “I’ll just go to [insert other pharmacy]” as a threat.
- Doctors that prescribe because of pens, clocks, and pizzas rather than sound judgement and evidence based medicine. [Xopenex is not better than Albuterol because it's the more expensive isomer.] Dermatologists are particularly bad about this. Benzoyl Peroxide/Clindamycin should NOT be 300 bucks, boys!
- People that use incorrect English - typed or spoken. [Their vs there, its vs it's especially]
- Pedophiles…nuff said
- People that aren’t funny that think they are…
- People that laugh at every stupid thing so others will like them more

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