Oct

Another ignorant commenter

Posted by The *Angriest* Pharmacist as Work Sucks

I received the following comment in response to my post, “The Last Day I’ll Ever Be Questioned.”

hey bitch how about instead of acting like your the man for teaching everyone a lesson you should be shuting the fuck up. First no one cares about this story how is it funny how is it satisfieng to read??? Your a fuckin bitch and an asshole face it no one likes you, your probably fat and even more likely a republican…..fuck off theres enough assholes on the internet

This is the kind of shit I get — the comments that the readers don’t see. The ones that are just borderline go on through with a quick rebuttal. I delete 30 of these types of comments per day. I’m going to make a point here with this assclown. [Note: Most hateful, swear filled comments DO look like they were typed by 4-year olds. I don't fully understand the correlation.]

- His IP address WHOISed to Palmerton, PA.
- The email address he left gave me his first name and middle initial.
- I Googled his email and only guitar tab songs came up. He plays guitar, how cute.
- I went to Google Phonebook typed in the part of the name I knew and got one result.
- Now I have his full name, email address, phone number, home address, and a map to his house.
- The population of Palmerton, PA is 6k, so it’s highly likely I have the right guy.

Don’t fuck with me. People need to realize how much information is at their fingertips. I know everything about a random commenter 10 minutes after he made this little stupid, swear-filled [And typo filled], comment.

If I was a vindictive, hateful person in REAL life, what do you think could happen to him? What would a truly crazy person do?

Do you think it’s funny now you little son of a bitch? Flexing your e-nuts like that?

I could have published everything I know about him. I won’t, but I could. I’m gonna cut back on doing that. I guess it’s a little harsh. I’ve removed some older stuff like that. But the point remains clear, you are not anonymous on the internet. You need to watch out for yourself and not mouth off like that. Who knows what other info I could have about him? I definitely know everything about his computer, even how long (to the second) he was on my website.

I voted for Obama already,
The Angriest Pharmacist

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Sabine says October 26th, 2008 at 8:56 am

I guess one of our customers found the internet:) These “people” are truly everywhere. Can we not get away from this type of stupid??? I love reading your writings. You actually help to validate how I feel at work many, many days. Keep it going.

Big N Tasty RPH says October 26th, 2008 at 9:02 am

I don’t even care if the email comments are rude but usually find these uneducated as*holes to be hilarious! I feel too smart to live in this country!

KDUBZ says October 26th, 2008 at 9:07 am

TAestP!! You are fucking awesome. I bet some little 12-yr-old in PA just crapped his pants! OMG you just made my day a little brighter!

Griffin3 says October 26th, 2008 at 9:48 am

Check out http://stupidfilter.org/main/index.php?n=Main.About — a Bayesian filter designed to filter out comments that are just to crazy, incoherent, misspelled, badly punctuated … I was just looking for a wordpress plugin, but apparently it’s still a little too ‘beta’. But … the promise!

IAPhrmr says October 26th, 2008 at 9:57 am

Also, if you piss off the pharmacist, we know TONS of crazy people and ex-cons…What do you think we can get them to do for a discount on their percs…..

TheAngryPharmacist says October 26th, 2008 at 12:51 pm

You voted for Obama? You consider yourself a libertarian?

Oh jeezus.. :(

Well, he’s a better option for my viewpoints than McCain. And obviously, Bob Barr really doesn’t have a chance to even win an electoral vote.

And DrugMonkey said he’d give me a handjob if I voted for Obama.

Sidney says October 27th, 2008 at 11:38 am

When I was in college my website had a lot more info about me on it - including a 24/7 webcam of the living room of the apartment I shared with my girlfriend. I had a “fan” who got a little TOO attached to me…he was always commenting/emailing me/etc. I blocked him from my site with .htaccess (I used to run my own server, I have no idea if WP lets us do this) and so he looked up the address on my domain and SHOWED UP AT MY PARENTS HOUSE LOOKING FOR ME ASKING IF I WAS OK BECAUSE MY WEBSITE WAS DOWN. This dude drove from VIRGINIA to CONNECTICUT to the address on file because he was so fucking obsessed.

Now I realize this is kind of off-topic from what you’re posting here…but my point is, never underestimate the people who read you. You never know how random internet scrubs are motivated, or how far they will go in their hate/love of you…

monster says October 28th, 2008 at 5:16 pm

I applaud your detective work! So tell me…. what can you dig up about me? Don’t post it here, obviously, but e-mail addresses are required to comment, so maybe I can get a follow-up! Just curious..

Just emailed you.

monster says October 29th, 2008 at 6:05 am

Oh crap… typo in the e-mail address. Haha.. I wonder who you ended up tracking down instead…. damnit.