BTW, this is in a high resolution vector format and therefore, the text and image will not be pixelated in the least.

Huh–shouldn’t that be a mule (as in riding your ass?)

I don’t know whether I should be offensive, defensive, or create a new shirt that says, “Save A Horse, Ride My Ass” with a picture of a Mule, albeit asexual, in the center….

You could also do a ‘Save a Viagra, Ride a Pharmacist’ shirt as well

New shirt ideas:

Keep it up and you’re getting placebos!

If I really lost a customer every time I heard “I’m going to [Competitor]!” I’d be a happy pharmacist.

Front: PDX King/PDX Queen
Back: I hate this ^&%( program!

Top of the class, bottom of the funnel.
(From a quote by Jay Pee about the pharmacy being the last point of patient education.)

Did you shake your toner today?

I’m at work and out of coffee; all I need now is a fuser error…

Rx Techs: Stockin’ pills to pay the bills.

Rx Techs: Our job is Vial.

Rx Techs: We put a lid on it, so you don’t have to.

Rx Techs:
5, 10, 15, 20;
Just as much work for half as much Money.

Rx Techs: Takin’ out Trash and Putting up with Garbage

Annnnd one more I forgot last night:

Confucius says: Demanding service adds twenty minutes to your wait time. Asking for help gets it done in 15 minutes.