ADVERTISE

Posted by The *Angriest* Pharmacist as Work Sucks

ADVERTISE ON TAESTP DOT COM AND SPREAD YOUR MESSAGE:

110 to 210 THOUSAND PAGE VIEWS EACH MONTH.

AND

80 to 140 THOUSAND UNIQUE VISITS PER MONTH!

Remember, advertisement doesn’t have to just be for a business. You can wish a friend or colleague a Happy Birthday, propose to your girlfriend, play one hell of a prank on someone (I will assist in ANY way possible — I LOVE pranks and messing with people), run for public office, or just tell the world how awesome you really are! I’m also a fan of revenge (willing to help plot).

*Advertisement Opportunities on TheAngriestPharmacist.com
*Payments must be made to me via PAYPAL.
*Combining services can get deep discounts.
*Inquire/Order via contact form.

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SideBar Ad (Above The Fold):
$25 per month paying monthly
$125 for 6 months paid up front (16.7% discount)
$225 for 12 months paid up front (25% discount)

*SideBar Ads can say whatever you like, so long as it does not exceed the
size of the ‘frame.’ The best way to accomplish this is to provide your ad
in the form of a picture. This allows me to scale it as needed to fit it exactly.
*If you prefer text Ad, I would like you to provide the code so I can guarantee
the look is what you want without playing email tag.

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In-Post Advertisement:

Slogan/Sentence and Page Address at end of post: $10
Slogan/Sentence and Page Address at beginning of post: $15
Slogan/Sentence and Page Address at beginning AND end: $20
Banner Ad Placed within Post: $30 if you provide banner / $40 if I make it
- Will stay ’stickied’ at least 3 days. [Or maybe for a LONG time if I don't post]
- Posts are permanent and indexed on Google (therefore searchable).

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Modified Tagline: $3 per day paid at least 1 week at a time
- The tagline is under the header image on every post and page, it currently says, “You want your prescription filled when? Eat shit!” — No real character limit. You provide complete text. EASIEST AD — MOST WIDELY VIEWED!

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Email Blast to 400+ Subscribers with Text of your choosing: $500 per instance
- Out of the 400 emails, I get< 7-8 bounces.
- Cost is high because it is against my better judgment, but I’m a sellout.

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