The *Angriest* Pharmacist You want your prescription filled when? Eat shit…

Ohh my – we have entered a new plateau of stoopid

Posted on June 30, 2007

Okay, we all know the lady (or gentleman) that tells us a long ass story merely to tell us they want to pick up the prescription that was filled 4 days ago. Today took retarded to a knew level. Here's the story (my words in bold as they are more important - my thoughts are in brackets):

[Keep in mind - nothing was said prior to this first comment]

"I was taking this medicine and it really did a job on me. It was tearing my stomach up. Do I have to pick it up?"

"I think I might be missing something here. What's the question again?" [What? What?]

"Okay, so I went to this one doctor and he told me to stop taking it. But, the other doctor called it in. It hurts my stomach so bad. He told me to take Pepcid AC once a day." [At this point I look for her bag. She has a Celexa and a note that says D/C Niacin]

"Well, I looked over here and you have one prescription ready. It's for generic Celexa."

"Ohh yes, that's the one that I want. But, can I quit taking other'n?"

"Well, I cannot tell you to stop taking a medcine. I would say you need to get in contact with your doctor." [This lady has a screw loose]

"Well do I have to pick it up?"

"You only have one prescription ready. You said you wanted it. I don't understand what you're talking about."

"Well, I don't want to pay for it."

"Ma'am, if you don't want to pick up a prescription, you don't have to. Just because I fill it doesn't require you to pick it up."

"So I can just have it?"

"No, if you want to take something from the pharmacy, you have to pay for it."

"But, it hurts my stomach so bad..." [Is this really happening to me]

"What do you want from me? Do you want this Celexa that is filled?"

"Yes, but I don't want the other..." [Oh. My. God.]

"You don't have to take it. I'll put it back. I'll call your doctor Monday and tell him that you cannot take the Niacin because it's hard on your stomach."

"Thank you..."

"Alright...have a nice day..."

[I really wanted to either kill myself or have this insane lady committed. What really pisses me off is that this bitch took this prescription, walked out to her car, and DROVE HOME! She couldn't even handle a conversation much less drive! She didn't understand her medicines. She merely wanted to tell me that she took Niacin, and it didn't agree with her. She no longer wanted to take it. She, of course, didn't want to purchase it. UGH!]

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Today, I also heard these two insanely overweight women talking about how healthy they are. They conversed about how they only bake their foods. The jabbered about how one of their doctors told her baking was the only way to cook. I really wanted to chime in with, "While cakes are baked, that does NOT make them healthy. It's not how you cook...it's WHAT you cook and how much of it you shovel in your mouth."

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That's all I can remember. I'm sure something else bitchin' happened, but it escapes me now...maybe tomorrow. I'm gonna buy a little memo book and jot this shit down as it happens that way I can more accurately share it with the world.

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Faxes

Posted on June 3, 2007

Friday morning I got a fax from a customer. It was a copy of his receipt from last month’s pickup. He also wrote a note saying, “Please fill these now. I am leaving on vacation. I’ll be there at 10am.”

Wow, already off on the wrong foot. He wants me to fill 4 Rxs for him, and I just opened the door? Ugh. Well, I went ahead and did it for him. He got there about 10:15am, and I stepped up to ring him out. Here’s what followed. My comments are bold. My thoughts are in [brackets].

Yes, I have four to pick up for Jackson.

Okay. Here they are. It comes up to $25.59. Ahh, I remember yours now. Ya know, we traditionally don’t get faxes from patients requesting refills.

What’s wrong with that? I got the fax number from a business card.

Yeah. You’re right. I realize that the fax number is on my business card, but that was the first fax I’ve gotten from anyone other than a doctor’s office or other pharmacy in as long as I can remember. It’s usually used for only healthcare professionals. [Duh…right?]

Well, you shouldn’t have it on your business card! What’s wrong with me using it?[His tone was very condescending here]

Well, there’s nothing wrong with it, but I can’t completely guarantee that it will always work right. I can’t guarantee it will be checked. You may show up one time and your meds won’t be ready because we don’t always check for faxes, and sometimes they don’t come through completely legible…Finally, if it gets out we are accepting faxes from anybody, we could start getting fraudulent faxes from people.

Then why is it on your business card! You shouldn’t have it on there if you don’t want me to use it… [This begins my smartass-mode. He repeated himself, and he just flat out didn’t listen. You can’t argue my first AND second point with the same lame ass rebuttal.]

Well then, the next time I give you a business card I’ll scratch the fax number off of it before handing it over. [Rimshot please]

Ya know, this isn’t the only DAMN pharmacy in town… [This is what we all hear after we’ve won our argument. It’s really the only card the customers/patients can play. Little do they know we don’t give a damn]

You’re right. There’s a bunch… [At this point, I’m in “dick mode” and we’ve completed the transaction. He’s started to walk away…]

How do I go about transferring my prescriptions to another pharmacy? Away from you!

Just fax all your information to them instead of me…They’ll figure it out from there… [Rimshot please. I burned him real good!]

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I know. Once again I’ve gone too far, but damn it was funny. I nearly lost it after he walked away. I really think it was one of the funniest things I’ve ever said to a customer. It was quick, poignant, and just an awesome Ashton-Kutcher-esque BURN!

However, if my DM ever gets wind of it, I’d prolly get written up or even fired.

I know it’s pretty hypocritical, but I would have dressed down a tech pretty good for doing the same thing I did after congratulating them on such a great burn…

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HIPAA? You are mistaken

Posted on May 17, 2007

I got a call today from a nice lady, we’ll call her Gail. She asked me if she could transfer a prescription to my store from a Walgreens. I, of course, said that it was no problem. I got her applicable info and asked her what the script was for…She told me she did not know. She called the store and asked them what it was, how much it was, and when it would be ready (not a huge request — or anything out of the norm). The “person” that she talked to told her that the information she asked for was considered private information and could not be divulged over the phone as it was not a secure form of communication. Holy freaking crap…

I told Gail that this was completely wrong and off-base, and that if she provided them with some sort verification of her identity, there was no problem with telling her anything about her treatment. She agreed that whoever she spoke with was a complete retard. I went on to tell her that as far as HIPAA is concerned, everything is expected to be done in good faith. If I have no reasonable doubt that you are trying to gain access to information that is not your own, I will face no penalties for revealing that information to you as it is you that made a fraudulent claim (So long as I made a reasonable attempt to verify your identity with DOB, address, etc). Basically, all this “person” was willing to tell her is that, “Yes, a prescription was called in, and no it is not in the penicillin family.”

I think that I smell a chance to really be a prick here…Cha-Ching!

I called Walgreens and spoke with a girl that we’ll call, “Sparkle.” I told her I wanted a transfer. The script had not yet been input so she’ll just read it to me and pitch it (This is also the incorrect way to do it. It should be input and place on hold then transferred and deactivated, but telling a worthless Walgreen’s tech that means I have to wait two hours and call back). I got the script and all the info I needed. Then I started in with Sparkle. My comments are bolded.

“Gail told me that she called and you all refused to give her any information regarding this script.”

“That’s right. HIPAA doesn’t allow us to give any information over the phone as we cannot verify who is on the other end of call.”

(I wanted to say, “Hey, idiot. I’m a pharmacist. I’m well aware of HIPAA and its requirements,” but I digress)

“That’s incorrect. If you make a reasonable attempt to verify her identity then you can reveal any information over the phone. HIPAA isn’t a means to place information in a lockbox to never let it out. It’s there to protect information from falling into the wrong hands.”

“It’s Walgreen’s policy to not reveal information over the phone.”

“Wrong again, dear. I worked for Walgreens in college. I know their policy. I also know that I talk with a ton of Walgreens each week, and I’ve never encountered such a misuse of the word, HIPAA. I’ve even filled a few of my own medicines at Walgreens in a bind, and I’ve called in and never had this problem.”

“Well that’s this store’s policy…”

“Aww now don’t lie to me because I’ve proven that you know next to nothing. I know that no store in a chain will, or is allowed to, have any policies different from what the headquarters set out. You’re just backing off because you have realized that I’m not buying your claims. They’re bogus.”

“Whatever…”

“Are you a pharmacist?”

“No, I’m the Senior Tech”

(Don’t get me started on Walgreen’s Senior Tech program. Most of them are worthless. I’ve worked with some that were fabulous, but giving idiots an important-esque title just fills their head with pride and ego. In these case, this chick was trying to flex her pseudo-nuts.)

“Wow. And you’ve been telling your patients that stuff for how long? How many people have you turned away? Can I talk to the pharmacist?”

CLICK. The dumb bitch hung up on me. [sarcasm] I would have expected more from a SENIOR TECH! [end sarcasm] I could’ve called back. I probably should have. But, I was busy at the time, and I could care less how many people Walgreens pisses off and chases away. I’ll pick up a few more prescriptions here and there.

Anyway, I told Gail about the exchange, and she thought it was hilarious as I did. I told her that it was my suggestion to never go to that store again. If the pharmacists on duty there allowed that kind of stuff occur, I would question the way things run there in general. I instantly gained a friend and five or six prescriptions a month at the same time.

Here are a few pertinent snippets I found on Wikipedia concerning HIPAA and this situation. I used wikipedia because it’s good at paraphrasing long winded documents such as HIPAA. Emphasis is, of course, mine.

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A covered entity may disclose PHI to facilitate treatment, payment, or health care operations or if the covered entity has obtained authorization from the individual. However, when a covered entity discloses any PHI, it must make a reasonable effort to disclose only the minimum necessary information required to achieve its purpose.

The Privacy Rule gives individuals the right to request that a covered entity correct any inaccurate PHI. It also requires covered entities to take reasonable steps to ensure the confidentiality of communications with individuals. For example, an individual can ask to be called at his or her work number, instead of home or cell phone number.

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Yet again, I’ve proven another Walgreen’s employee completely retarded and worthless. Only 194,999 employees to go.

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Here’s some healthy stats for you

Posted on April 27, 2007

I just saw a commercial. It really made me think. It was merely a statement with some ‘moving’ pictures. “One out of every three black babies in America is aborted. That’s more than any other disease or cause among any race.” It went on a little bit, but that was the jist of it. Anyway, here are some other stats to consider (these are the numbers I remember from school - correct in comments if wrong):

When considering unprotected sex, only 80/1000 girls will get pregnant the first time (this is called fecundity for those that don’t know). Emergency contraception reduces this number to 20 if used within 72 hours.

In the first year, 85/100 will be preggo just using chance.

Spermicides alone drop that number to 6/100.

Withdrawal only? Yeah, it works okay with 4/100 getting knocked up.

Condoms only? That also drops it to 4/100.

Birth Control pills alone? Hmm…Let’s see…Ahh, yes - that’s 0.1/100!

Norplant is 0.05, but that’s expensive and long term. It also worked too well so it was pulled from the market citing “irregular menses.”

Nonetheless, some of these numbers are pretty low. Let’s fathom this: What would happen if we combined these methods? Ohh my gosh, unplanned pregnancies might cease to exist! But, some punk wants to get his peter wet and we have the problem of 1/3 black babies being aborted. It’s bogus.

Have your homeboy use a fucking rubber *and* pull out if you don’t want mommy and daddy knowing someone is laying the pipe to you by getting some birth control like a person that’s responsible and adult enough to have sex.

Don’t cite expense to me either. That’s bullshit. B/C is cheap. Medicaid in every state pays for it with little to no copay. There are Planned Parenthoods in every major city that GIVE away three months worth merely asking for donations. If you can’t make a donation…oh well, at least you aren’t pregnant or back there asking for an abortion.

In closing, don’t waste millions of dollars putting these gut-wrenching, horseshit commercials on - I’d rather see commercials about beer and Doritos. You pie-in-the-sky people need to pump your advertising and PR budget into something worthwhile, like educating your little bunny rabbits in either a) not making babies or b) using some sort of method of protection when fucking. I’ve adequately outlined what works and what doesn’t above.

Have a nice day…

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