Happy Freaking New Year Indeed
I hope everyone went to get their prescription today. New year, new month...I NEED MY MEDS TODAY...NAY -- NOW!
The Angry Pharmacist had a bitch of a day.
My day wasn't so bad. We went crazy on staffing, and that helped a ton. I had myself, another pharmacist, a full-time cashier, two techs, and a pharmacy student who is on Winter Break still...so I didn't do so badly.
I also had a hell of a time with assfucks who don't understand what a deductible is and why they are paying full price. Obviously, their pharmacist is ripping them off right? Give me a freaking break.
I also had a lady come in and want me to rerun scripts that were filled on 12/31/07. She was the dumbest person ever and paid cash for them -- over $200. I asked them why they picked them up if they were so expensive. The response? "We didn't know they were that expensive!" What???? Listen Motherfucker - I have your receipt. It says you paid cash -- $200 worth of bills. You knew damn good and well. Now, you want me to rebill them with today's date? That's illegal. That's fraud. But, again...the pharmacist is ripping them off. Like I need to take your $200 bucks and put it in my pocket.
I went as far as getting their Medicare plan on the line and have THEM tell them that it was wrong to do that, illegal, and that they should have known better than to pay for them since they were in the donut hole. But...whimper...they were poor and couldn't afford that...they happened to have 200 bones on their person though...
I didn't give them the answer they want - so what'd they do? They ran to the fucking store manager. He came back and asked me what was going on -- in front of them. They stood there and snickered "aww this mothuhfuckuh is gonna get it now" -- Wrong. He came to my little window. I said the following, "The Pharmacy is my domain. If someone ever comes to you with a pharmacy problem again - you'd better find a way to send them back. Tell them you have nothing to do with the pharmacy and no control over it -- which you don't. If you continue to run back here like you are going to right a wrong, I am going to make your life a living hell. You will find yourself in this pharmacy 150 times a day getting consulted on every little decision I have to make. You know nothing of our protocol. You know nothing of pharmacy law. I'll call you if I need help stocking the OTC or running the register. Other than that...butt out." [I had fire in my eyes at this point.]
He turned around, looked at them and said, "Sorry, I can't help you all. The pharmacy is a separate entity of the company. I thought there was an error with the register. You'll have to talk with the pharmacist to get this all straightened out..."
Fucking. Burn. Note: I learned this tactic in a comment on my blog, Pharmacy Mike's, or perhaps it was UN_PC_Rph -- I'm not sure. Either way, it worked flawlessly. Kudos!
Anyway -- I ended up just rebilling it with today's date and refunding their money. Illegal? Yes. Ethically the right thing to do considering they really couldn't afford it? Probably...So, the ends justified the means...and it got them the hell out of my pharmacy. They stole 45 minutes of my time...I did let them know the favor that was being done and how to not make the same error in the future...I wasn't a dick about that though...
Hope everyone else had a decent day...
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Thought Provoking Comment
I got this recently from the Quilt Lady -- who is a long-time reader:
Hey TAP,
I endured a gruesome 14 hour shift Friday, the worst coming from a female customer who DEMANDED that I price match her 90 VICODIN to $6.00 because the pharmacy mgr said he would. It's against my better judgment to PM controls, but this woman was incorrigible so I said I would call another pharmacy to check their price ($12.49). She DEMANDED to speak to the store mgr. (obviously she thought he would overrule me), and I smiled and called him to the pharmacy. When she got done complaining about me and my attitude, the store mgr. TOLD ME TO FILL THE Rx FOR $6.00. I explained the rules... but an argument ensued between he and I. He convinced the woman to just buy the Rx for $12.49 and come back when the pharmacy mgr was on duty. HE THEN APOLOGIZED TO HER FOR MY ATTITUDE. I was dumbfounded!
My reason for writing is this... I would like to ask you to run a poll on price matching, especially on controlled substances. I want to know how my fellow colleagues across the nation feel about this practice.
You don't see Physicians and Attorneys price matching... why should Pharmacists?
This goes right along with the shit that I and Pharmacy Mike have been raising hell about of late -- having your nuts taken away by upper management with no control over pharmacy or knowledge of pharmacy law. I'm glad I don't have any issues like that to deal with anymore...If I did, I'd throw my weight around and they would cease to exist. Who do you think a company is going to want to keep more, a pharmacist or a manager that can be replaced with any other person with decent experience in the store? Pharmacists are too hard to come by -- especially in my area. The problem would be gone soon.
If I were you Quilt Lady, I would have completely lost my shit on the store manager...laid it all out there about how s/he had completely removed all your authority in a situation where the manager had none, given positive feedback to this "I want to see your manager" bullshit that Americans pull every day to get their way, and apologized for something you didn't do (and wouldn't be sorry for even if you did). I would have asked him/her why he thinks that's necessary, where he got his authority over my pharmacy, and when he was going to give me the $7 he cost my pharmacy. He'd tell me he was calling my DM and tell him I was rude. I'd tell him I'm not being rude, he's just an insignificant piece of shit when it comes to my pharmacy. Problem solved.
Tell your manager to go suck on a pork sword...I put up a poll for you - we'll see how it turns out...hopefully, we can get a good turnout on it - New Years Resolutions didn't turn out so great...
Tip: When some asshat calls upper management on me. I get the ear of the manager first. The walk to the pharmacy, I interrupt the patient and pull the manager into the pharmacy and into my bathroom. I tell the manager the entire story. I tell her why I am right, what the patient is going to say, and why they are wrong based on ethics and the LAW. I tell the manager that s/he has no say in the matter and the case is closed. However, to appease the person, s/he may give her a gift card or something, but that will come out the manager's bonus should they wish to do that. They'll do it the first time -- but as that shit continues and the positive feedback is given to the manager-calling-customer, it also gives negative feedback to the manager. Eventually, a balance is reached. The balance is that the manager will butt-the-fuck out and let me run my own fucking pharmacy like the law, my company, and God herself intended...
I'm really easy to get along with once people learn to worship me....:-D
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