The *Angriest* Pharmacist You want your prescription filled when? Eat shit…

Why society is going to complete shit

There’s a lot of things I see day in and day out that irritate the piss out of me. Here’s some of the things that tick me off the most.

1. The bastardization of the English language. I am not a great literary genius, but I try to speak as if I have a doctoral level education. Granted, my education is science based, but I still speak as if I have a brain in my head, unlike the youth of today. Here are a few quotes I’ve recently which made me want to scream:

“Ohh man, I ain’t seen you in a minute…” — This fuckhead hadn’t seen me in weeks. Apparently, a “minute” can also mean extended period of times.

“You know what I’m sayin’?” — Of course I know what you’re saying you fuckwad. I just listened to you. And this isn’t something these idiots just say at the end of their thought, it’s repeated many times even in the same sentence.

“I gotta keep mines…” — WHAT? Rather than just say “mine” we’ve gone ahead and made the singular word plural. Way to go you ebonics speaking jackass.

“We be ” — WE ARE YOU BRAINLESS NUTSACK!

“What it is?” — This pesky oversight can sneak itself into a bunch of different sentences. Point blank: IS is NOT interchangeable with ARE! Is is a verb and should go somewhere in the middle of the sentence, not at the end (I’m sure there are special circumstances, but this is a rant…).

“Aww muh nigga…” — I am a white man. I am old. I helped a kid out, and this is the response I get? It was a term of endearment…he was pleased with my service. But, the use of this word in that sense just irritates me. If I were to use that word, the kid would likely beat the fuck out of me. His use of it simply makes others think it is okay, and it allows this hate-filled, negative word to live on.

2. The music. UGH! I hate music today. Granted, my exposure to the music of today is limited to the Top40 channels I hit on the way to-and-from work. Listening to this bullshit they call music makes me think that I have talent. I got an idea! Let’s take a dumbass electronic drummer, set it to repeat, and say the same busted ass lyrics over and over and over! BRILLIANT. The thing that really fucking grinds my gears about the music of today is the way that every song on the market contains a spelling lesson. ‘Fergie’ is the bitch that is notorious for this shit. In her song Fergalicious, she teaches young children of the world how to MISSPELL the word tasty (her version is spelled tast-e-y which is incorrect). Her other 4 minutes of dribble that contains a spelling lesson is Glamorous where she spells out the title of the song. At least it’s correct! But, WHY? It’s fucking retarded. Let us not forget my personal hate, Hollaback Girl by Gwen Stefani. This whole song just fucking sucks.

I know there are some oldies that do this. R-O-C-K in the USA by John Mellencamp, and TROUBLE by Elvis(Travis Tritt cover?). I’m not saying that these songs don’t suck for spelling out words, but they do not suck as bad as the prior.

Another fad that has started recently in music that really perturbs me is artists beginning their songs with their name. I know what song is coming on before it starts (if I don’t know, it comes on immediately after). “Akon and Young Jeezy…” is the beginning of the shitfest called Soul Survivor. Akon must be a fan of his name, because I’ve noticed he says it in several songs. It’s retarded. It must be stopped.

3. Who’s dressing these fucking punks? They come in nowadays with their pants so fucking big I can see their god damn boxers. This is complete bullshit. Sure, they wear belts, but the belts must have been made for Fat Albert cause it sure as hell ain’t fitting these little pricks. Even if the belt is the right size, it’s not holding the pants up because it’s adjusted to nutsack level down from the normal waist level. As they walk, these fucking pants do right as expected and fall down. How do we hold them up? “Let’s hold them with one of our hands so it appears I’ve actually got a good squeeze on my cock.” Are you kidding me? These fucking kids look ridiculous. It’s embarrassing to Americans everywhere. And don’t fucking tell me it’s culture. It’s not a culture. It’s a pointless fad that just isn’t dying. Don’t get my started on their T-shirts either. Now, it’s cool to wear a T-shirt that’s so big it would swallow Michael Clarke Duncan. I guess we have to sag our pants because the shirts are so ridiculously big…errrr!

4. Grills. Are you fucking kidding me? I paid thousands of dollars for my teeth as is. I had braces. Then I knocked a few out in a baseball accident in high school. I also did this thing my whole life…it’s called BRUSHING! My pearly whites are pretty enough. Why would anyone want to cover them with platinum, diamonds, or anything else? It’s fucking stupid.

5. Hair. What happened to a nice part, clean cut, and groomed? Instead we have mohawks, cornrows, afros (with the pick in it still), pony tails, mullets, dyed, etc. Give me a break. All males should have hair like a young Johnny Unitas and girls should have hair like Julia Roberts (in this picture). Utopia would follow.

6. “Yes, I have plenty of change you homeless piece of shit.” Okay, they may not even be homeless, but stop asking me for change because you “need to get on the bus” or “want to get yourself a subway.” Get a fucking job. I have two. Surely, you can get one. And another thing…don’t offer to help me then beg for money. Some guy offered up directions as I was walking around lost one day. He just saw me staring at a map. He chimed in with help. Then asked me for change to catch the bus. I jingled my change in my pockets then gave him a quarter. I was wearing jeans and a t-shirt. This guy was wearing a button-up and a blazer over it. Maybe it was an experiment. Maybe I was on TV. I was still fucking pissed…and lost because that faggot gave my bad directions.

7. STOP FUCKING SINGING IN PUBLIC. I hate to say it, but this is usually only attributed to the African American public. Everywhere I go, I hear some fuckwad in headphones singing at the top of his lungs to some R&B bullshit I’ve never even heard. Musical culture? I can buy that. Be musical at home. Stop making others feel uncomfortable because of your rudeness, lack of musical ability, and, un-shyness. By the way, if you are singing in public, you suck at singing (and life). I’ve heard a shit ton of people singing in public but I’ve never heard anyone that was worth a shit…so my inference is that you all suck.

8. And for crying out loud, if your baby starts fucking crying in public, kill it or something. But seriously, when you are at a wedding, in church, at a funeral, or somewhere quiet, take the fucking child out of the room. Don’t make me have to give you a dirty look, because I will. Have some courtesy.

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