The *Angriest* Pharmacist You want your prescription filled when? Eat shit…

I have reached the big time

[I know this is not the post I teased -- I'm still working on it. I have some friends I want to get with for comment, consideration, and thoughts before I click Publish]

I was walking through the mall tonight, and there it was -- right in front of me. There was a very pretty college-aged girl standing there, wearing one of the t-shirts I created and sell. It was white, long-sleeved, and said on the front "Can't afford your copayment? ... Let me have 10 of your cigarettes." [It also showed 10 cartoon cigarettes scattered about] 

My face lit up like a kid a Christmas, although she wouldn't notice me in such a crowded place.

As she turned and walked away from me, I smiled when I saw:

Last year, for Christmas, a non-pharmacist friend bought me what he thought was the "perfect gift." He told me not to get him anything -- it was just a trinket that he found on the internet that I would enjoy. A few days after Christmas we met up for lunch and he handed me this mug. I smiled and thanked him cordially, but I didn't tell him the full truth. He bought me a mug I sold him...So, I got the mug AND a royalty fee...:-)

Of course, this now gives me the perfect opportunity to hock my stupid shirts, but I'm not going to waste it. I'm proud of some of them -- while some of them are complete crap. However, since it is very close to Christmas again, and I have noticed a recent upswing in sales. I'll share the main link to the page, the best of my gallery / highest sellers, and give you the opportunity to check them out...or not...whatever...

The Angriest Pharmacist Main StoreFront

Best Seller:   "Your doctor had one semester of pharmacology..."

Lady's Choice: "I married a pharmacist..."

TAestP's Personal Favorites: "Not good with Advice" - "Believe and Doubt" -
"Pharmacist: ALL things to ALL People ALL of the time!"

Recently sold 10 to University of the Pacific's Admissions Dept: "There are two people..."

Favorite of asshole men (like me): "I have a doctorate in pharmacy..."

Best selling inanimate object:  "Pharmacist Blend..."

Stupid Patient Excuses: "Believe me, I've heard it ALL..."

Toddler's Favorite: "Daddy sells drugs..." or "My dad sells Norco and Soma to losers..."

Fibromyalgian's Favorite: "Fibromyalgia..." and "Fatsomyalgia"

Most likely to be bought the The Angry Pharmacist: "Fuck off...I'm drinking" or "Alcohol"

Most likely to be bought by @PimpinPills: "It's the fanclub I can't stand..."
or "These don't fill the prescription..."

So, that was a little longer that I would've liked. I guess I'm just proud of my silly shit. Thanks for looking. Have a good one...