The Worst Person in the World

Posted by The *Angriest* Pharmacist as --Not Pharmacy--, Celebrities, Disgusting, Government, Laws, Me hating others, Traffic, True Story, Video

Keith Olbermann has a section in each show where he goes through actions of public figures — usually diabolical, evil, or unimaginable to the average, moral, non-felonious American. He calls it “The Worst Person in the World.” Today, I gonna go ahead and take care of it for him.

ROBERT POWELL of the Plano Police Department is the worst person in the world.

“My mother-in-law is dying! Right now! You’re wasting my time!” Moats yelled. “I don’t understand why you can’t understand that.”

The officer got irritated and irrational. He didn’t listen or comprehend.

“Shut your mouth,” the officer said. “You can either settle down and cooperate or I can just take you to jail for running a red light.”

Ryan Moats happens to work for a small company you may have heard of, the Houston Texans — he’s their running back. He was literally making a mad dash to Baylor Regional Medical Center to be with his wife (Tamishia) and her Mother as the elder passed on. He was speeding. He rolled through a stop sign right as he was reaching the hospital — all the while running with his hazard lights flashing. He was accompanied by his wife and another woman his SUV.

As he pulled into the spot, he was greeted by the officer — gun drawn. Powell screamed commands at the others who eventually just left to run into the hospital to be with their family member. “I can screw you over…” Powell said. Moats stayed around for more than 20 minutes as Powell finished the minutia of the complex process known as ticket-writing — while being pleaded with by Moats, a hospital Security Officer, a PLANO PD Officer, and even two nurses (at different times). Did he get any type of hitch in his giddyup?

No. This dickhead racist took his sweet ass time. In that amount of time, Moats mother-in-law died while he was sitting on the curb. He didn’t get to speak to her. He didn’t get to see her. All because some worthless excuse for a human being decided to flex his nuts for a red-light ticket.

Conclusion: The ticket was thrown out. Chief David Kunkle has made an official apology on behalf of the department. Powell was put on administrative leave with pay.

Unfortunately, compassion is merely required of human beings and not necessarily police officers. Therefore, the Internal Investigation which was launched (which is stupid considering the complete video is on Youtube) is somewhat trivial. By the letter of the law, he did nothing wrong.

I’m sure he’ll be dismissed from that department one way or another, but he’ll get a job somewhere. People like Powell crave power, and a position in law enforcement is the only way to feed that hunger. So, after some time, he’ll be harrassing the various minorities in a whole new area code. It’s his way of exerting control in what must be a truly awful life.

Slow Poke

Posted by The *Angriest* Pharmacist as Disgusting, Laws, Me being a dick, Me hating others, Stupid People, Traffic, True Story

Today, I was nearly killed. Why? Because an old fogie ass motherfucker decided to putt-putt along into TheAngriestPharmacy parking lot. Normally, the turn I was attempting would be easily made.

Yet, when Granny Grunt decides to take her sweet ass time and idle into an already cramped lot, she almost delayed her prescription wait time by a few hours.

I’ve drawn up a diagram for you below. I drive a green car (as far as you know). Old ladies have blue hair and therefore have been given a blue car in this doodle. The red car honked at me, flipped me off (rightfully so – thinking it was my fault for pulling out in front of them), and nearly hit me (probably on purpose – I would have).

I was not happy. I screamed in my car at her. I yelled at her as I was walking through the parking lot (but she was going SO FUCKING SLOW – I got parked and half way to the store before she was even stopped). She never heard me, but ohh how I wanted to go up and tell her she needed to get the fuck off the road — her old ass had no business behind the will.

Any stories out there? I’ll host/add photos if you email them along with a short, hilarious story to webmaster@theangriestpharmacist.com

Reporting Illegal Activity

Posted by The *Angriest* Pharmacist as Disgusting, Drug Seekers, Laws, Me being a dick, Stupid People, Traffic, True Story

I can’t believe the trash that is finding its way to my website and the crap they are searching for to get here.

As you can see to the left, someone has searched a few very sketchy things — and likely found a post where I’m bitching about someone pulling this shit.

“i wrote a fake prescription but let you take the meds” and “wrote fake prescription but got the meds can i still get caught” came from LAKELAND, FLORIDA and originated from someone on Mindspring Cable (which is owned by Earthlink). They might have been at IP Address 208.118.34.241 and using Firefox 3 — I’m not sure (Just kidding, I’m positive). I’m also pretty sure that his host-name might or might not resolve to user-387c8nh.cable.mindspring.com — He visited the website at approximately 11:21:52 PM CST and was here at least four minutes. His original search sent him to “Weirdest Fake Scripts EVER” and his second websearch sent him to “Busting a Fradulent Script.”

This kind of pisses me off. I hope he found this page and read the comments from all the pharmacists that wouldn’t hesitate to throw his ass under the bus. I’m forwarding a copy of this story to the Lakeland, FL police (they have a really nice website!). I wonder if it’s enough to get a subpoena to track that IP to the user. I wonder if that person will read this website again…before the cops get to his house.I hope he’s at home, right now, shitting his pants. I wonder if a printout of this website could be admissable as evidence. Then again, we could just use the handy-dandy email plugin and send a copy to the judge!

Readers, what do you think about the situation? I realize I’m a prick. I realize that this might be a slight invasion of assumed privacy (that doesn’t really exist), but can you blame me? If I’m not part of the solution, which I am charged to be, I am part of the problem. So, I’m doing something about it…

Share the road? Piss off…[bumped]

Posted by The *Angriest* Pharmacist as --Not Pharmacy--, Lazy People, Me being a dick, Stupid People, Traffic

There’s been a huge surge lately of all this “share the road” bullshit. They are referring to those of us in automobiles ’sharing the road’ with bicyclists, motorcyclists, and, I guess, those on Segways. I agree that we really need to decrease the amount we can drive. I carpool with a friend when we happen to work the same shift, but for the most part, I can’t. I live to far to walk or ride, so that’s not an option. My point is, I get it. I get that gas is expensive, we are damaging the environment with our combustion engines, and bicycling is actually good for you as it is exercise.

However, from this point forward, if you are on a bicycle and get in front of me, I am going to run you over. [Since people can't handle the comment -- read the previous sentence as, "I am going to ENVISION running you over while hoping you hit a pothole and go airborn" -- yeah, that'll do.] You cocky motherfuckers. I haven’t seen one of you stupid pissants follow the rules of the road in the last six months. You want me to share the road with you? Then you need to abide by the fucking laws. Just because your engine is your legs does not mean that the same rules I could get ticketed for breaking you can just disregard because it’s more convenient.

You will STOP at STOP SIGNS. You will STOP at RED LIGHTS. You will SIGNAL when TURNING. You will ride your bike in the BICYCLE LANE [far right - not against traffic] or (preferably) on the fucking sidewalk (where allowed by law). When you hug the fucking curb, like you love to do, I can’t tell whether it’s safe to pass or I should just door-check you as I blow by.

Consistently, for the past few days, I’ve seen nothing but these damn hippies doing everything they shouldn’t be doing. It’s irritating, it’s dangerous, and it’s disrespectful.

Ya know, though, now that I think about it — I shouldn’t really give a flying fuck. It’s not my life on the line. I can promise you that if you run a stop sign or red light [because the laws don't apply to bicycles], I won’t be the one to die. I’ll be the one giggling on the inside and acting like I give a shit on the outside — because a bicycle versus my car — well, let’s just say it won’t be pretty.

So — instead of me looking out for you — you look out for me. Follow the laws. Follow the road signs. I have to follow them so I don’t hit another car. You need to follow them so I don’t have to scrape your brain out of the grill of my fly ride.

UPDATE: The fools at this site http://www.flickr.com/groups/bikenation/discuss/72157608035480742/ and http://groups.google.com/group/bicyclelifestyle/browse_thread/thread/cc1fcf0bb7642809?hl=en&pli=1 need to calm the shit down. You take me too seriously. This is a joke/rant website. I’m sure you stupid bicyclists have them as well…I just don’t care enough to give a fuck and find them. (I’ve just gotten the trackbacks to this post) And to answer your question — all comments are posted unless they add nothing to the discussion like “fuck you punk”. They are moderated first to make sure they don’t say anything WAY over the top and add at least something to the argument/discussion. And yes, I ban for not being constructive. Only I get to be brash, unreasonable, and unrelenting…it’s the privilege I get for paying the cost of hosting and domain fees.

Too sum up — this isn’t a death threat — this wasn’t a promise — I have no vendetta — it’s a joke — to make people laugh — to shock people. It worked. Stop acting like you are going to chase me down — as you will only be chasing a shadow. Stop threatening me through comments. The people that DON’T peddle their little asses around on a bike got the joke. The little asses that peddle around and got the joke don’t take cycling (and themselves) so fucking seriously. Take a hint — learn to laugh.

UPDATE 2 — A flurry of sources: I would like to direct your attention to the following links:

Bicycle frenzy says, “Of course the best practice is to not get into an accident in the first place.  Ride carefully everyone.  Obey the laws and signal your intentions when turning and changing lanes.”
Illinois Sec’y of State, Jesse White says, “Traffic signs and signals “talk” to vehicles in the street. They tell drivers when to stop and when to go. They warn of railroad crossings and other hazards and tell you where you may ride your bike. Bicycle riders, as well as drivers, must obey all traffic signs and signals.”
Be-Safe.org teaches you cyclists how you should signal your turns — as well as numerous other things you folks need to read and utilize while on the roads.
Bicycling511 says wear a helmet ($25 fine in CA for riders under 18), no earplugs/headsets, reflectors/distance requirements, and where to ride on the road as well.
Dew Knight made a death threat– he wants to shoot cyclists. Better give him all kinds of shit or you’re a bunch of fucking hypocrites.
Bicyclists, why they suck
10 Reasons Why Pedestrians Hate Cyclists — even those on foot hate you fucks.
Another forum about hating you — I seem to see a pattern.
Humorous reasons for hating you skinny bastards. I like the comment that says, “OK, here’s another reason to hate bicyclists. My husband reminds me that they DO NOT PAY FOR THE ROADS!! You and I pay for them with our gas taxes and license plates. They should have no rights to the road as they don’t pay the taxes for them. Once the legislature makes cyclists put a tag on their bikes, then I won’t run them off the road anymore.” — Of course, most cyclists own a car too, so this point isn’t entirely valid.
I hate bicyclists – this guy has threatened to hit you with the bumper of his car. That’s a threat! While not a death threat, someone could get hurt. Better bitch and moan to him too!
Chick just wanted to go to the Dollar Tree. A cyclist fucked it up! Go figure.
Holy shit — Even a MYSPACE group hates you. Fucking MYSPACE…pathetic.
Portland hates you too.
Holy shit — an anti-bike threat with 250+ replies. You guys are getting popular!
Read comment 3 — this guy doorchecked one of your brethren. Meh, I’m sure he deserved it.
Wrong way bicyclists CAUGHT IN THE ACT!
Women — Harvard says riding a bike makes sex not worth a DAMN!
Study shows that 60% of Bike+Car accidents caused by the cyclist (n=11,000 wrecks over 5 years)
It’s a moped, but he definitely ran the stop sign then BOOM!
Calgary hates bicyclists too. I like the categories for you fools.

The Final Word: Take a look at this post/image outlining the events of this little shit-show.