Movie etiquette

Posted by The *Angriest* Pharmacist as --Not Pharmacy--, Me being a dick, Television, True Story, Video

I recently went to the movies. I, of course, went and saw The Dark Knight. I enjoyed the movie, but as I embarked on my experience, I noticed from start to finish that people are either complete assholes or flaming imbeciles. With this post, I hope to help quell some of the emotions (anger) that I am feeling right now.

First and foremost, at blockbuster movies you are going to have to get there early to get good seats. I arrived about 45 minutes before showtime to I could sit in the back, upper section…in the middle of course. If you get there late, I don’t feel sorry for you having to sit your ass in the front section. Along the same lines, since I arrived 45 minutes early, if I see your ass running to the door as the start letting people in, I am going to kick you so hard your prostate will shatter.

Now, moving right along, let’s talk about the seating in general. There’s about 220 seats in the giant digital screen theaters these days. The Dark Knight and other big movies will fill every fucking seat. Meaning, when you go in don’t leave a fucking seat in between you and the next schmuck. It’s a pain in the ass, and it does nothing but cause problems. Seriously — I am sick of Americans and their insatiable need for personal space and property. Are you really that scared that your arm might touch another human being’s elbow? Fucking crap people…Just sit next to someone, that way when people come in after you they don’t have to stand at the end of the row saying, “is that seat taken??” over and over again.

I saw 2 couples to my right leave a space in between them…in The Dark Knight…where every seat will be filled. Finally, some smartass, not unlike myself if in the same situation, came in and said whilst pointing, “You and you, move down so the rest of us can sit…” — The quickly moved down — hopefully they realized they were idiots — and since they are idiots I claimed the armrest as my own…

Finally, don’t even bring your fucking cell phone. You don’t need to talk. You don’t need to text. You don’t need another opportunity for me to hate you and think that you are a fucking asshole — I already do. If I built/owned a theater, you can bet your ass I’d line the ceiling and walls in copper mesh to keep all radio/cellular signals OUT of my place of business. That’d be the only way to keep the modern-day hippster off of his phone for 2 hours.

It never fails, out of the corner of my eye, I catch a glimpse of some prick pulling out his iPhone…checking his email or some other stupid bullshit that could’ve waited. Just don’t even fucking bring it. Seriously…

Give me my pills…

Posted by The *Angriest* Pharmacist as Stupid People, True Story, Video

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Check the dates

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Look when I uploaded the Funniest Pharmacy Video Ever…

Another Pharmacy Video

Posted by The *Angriest* Pharmacist as Video

Check out this link. It could be old, but I’ve just seen it for the first time and thought it was rather hilarious. There are some off-the-wall Europe references that some may not get (Like NHS), but it’s still pretty funny.

Paracetamol = Acetaminophen for the younglings out there…

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Funniest Pharmacy Video Ever

Posted by The *Angriest* Pharmacist as Disgusting, Education, Me being a dick, Pharmacy School, Stupid People, Video

I just had this video forwarded to me a few minutes ago, and I had to immediately share it with the world. This has got to be the most awkward “patient counseling session” I have ever seen. All pharmacists did these little pretend sessions with a TA at one time or another. This is the absolute worst.

I have no idea when the video was taken or who these kids are, but it makes me want to vomit.

Some of the quotes the “pharmacist” in this video says:

“Uhm”
“We’re starting you on lisinopril which will lower your cholesterol.” [The patient's response is classic]
“The Zocor could react with the lisinopril you are already taking and I would definitely go see your physician tomorrow morning. If you’re not feeling well have someone take you to the hospital cause we don’t want you in a car accident.”
“He wants you to take this at bedtime because Zocor works…is…the way it works by coating the intestine and keeps flushing it out…”
“It works very well at keeping obesity in young people down and other factors.”
[Pharmacist looks around like a fucking idiot for a knife or something to cut his wrists - hopefully]
“The only concern I’m having with your medications is that they may have an interaction. The lisinopril and Zocor could interact and possibly cause death. Might want to avoid that as much as possible.”
“Otherwise…we filled it with gelcaps for you cause it’s easier to swallow. We used the smallest that we had. It may be a little more on the copay, but in the long run it’s easier to swallow a smaller pill than a larger.”

I sincerely hope this is a fucking joke. Good luck at regaining the prowess and prestige of pharmacy if this is what our future looks like. I think the kid must have taken a roll of ecstasy and cranked one out before this session, because he looks way too calm to not know what the fucking fuck he’s talking about. The real bitch of this is, he has an information sheet (or script for this joke video) sitting right in front of him. If he had the answers in front of him and he thinks lisinopril is for cholesterol, may we all die in our sleep along with our profession.

I wonder if all pharmacy students are this fucking stupid. Here’s the video…enjoy:

Crappy Consultation