Fills deez fer me

Posted by The *Angriest* Pharmacist as Disgusting, Lazy People, Stupid People, True Story, Welfare

I filled 9 scripts today for three different kids.

Jimbo Jones — Flintstones Vitamins, Iron Drops, and Rondec DM
Jackson Smith — Flintstones Vitamins, Iron Drops, and Rondec DM
Cameron Sledgehammer — Flintstones Vitamins, Rondec DM, and Augmentin

Several things piss me off about this situation:
1. This mother was pregnant again (likely with a 4th man’s seed).
2. Five of the nine prescriptions are OTC Products (Flintstones x 3 and Iron x 2)
3. All of these children were on State Aid - meaning part of my taxed wages paid for these five prescriptions.
4. The cost of these 5 OTC prescriptions is negligible (Generic Flintstones cost $4-5 bucks for 100 of them and Iron drops cost $3-4 for 2 ounces — total cost: $23 or $9 if the kids shared the bottles).
5. Reimbursement on these types of scripts is absolutely pathetic because it’s OTC. It’s something like cost + $0.50 — And there’s always problems with submitting and getting them to work. So, you have to transmit several times at like 15-20 cents each to get it to adjudicate.
And WORST of all:
6. The prescriptions were dated 2/13/08 —- TEN FUCKING DAYS AGO!

Are you fucking kidding me? The kids probably aren’t sick anymore and don’t need the Rondec or the Augmentin, YET she still took these little kids to the doctor (again, on my dime) and got the scripts. So, I’m filling prescriptions for NOW healthy babies. She wasted the time of the doctor since she didn’t get the scripts immediately filled. She wasted my time (as well as my tech’s time) because I’m filling scripts for babies that aren’t sick. She’s obviously neglecting the children to some extent since she failed to get the scripts filled in a timely fashion (which, in my opinion would be within 24 hours — preferably 12). They were sick enough to take to the doctor, right?

So, again I ask: Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME?

I say another government baby is exactly what this chick needs.

As always in my posts - there’s one final thought that ties this all together — that makes my points really hit home — that makes the reader go “what the fuck” — that makes me want to cringe in disgust.

She works [part-time] in the grocery store CONNECTED to my pharmacy. I’m sure she’d been there more recently than 10 days post-doctors-appointment.

More Stupid Pop Songs…

Posted by The *Angriest* Pharmacist as --Not Pharmacy--, Me being a dick, Welfare

Lip Gloss by Lil Mama

Is Poppin-Poppin-Poppin-Poppin [x2]

What You Kno Bout Me, What Cha, What Cha Know Bout Me [x2]

I Said My Lip Gloss Is Cool, My Lip Gloss Be Poppin
I’m Standing At My Locker, And All The Boys Keep Stoppin

I Said My Lip Gloss Is Poppin, My Lip Gloss Is Cool
All Da Boys Keep Jockin, They Chase Me After School

Mac, Loreal, Yep Cuz I’m Worth It
O The Way I Put It On So Perfect
Wipe, The Corners Of My Mouth So I Work It
When I Walk Down The Hallway, They Can’t Say Nothin

Ooo My Lips So Luscious
The Way I Spice It Up With The Mac Mac Brushes
Loreal Got Them Want Watermelon Crushes
Thats Probably The Reason All These Boys Got Crushes

When It’s Time For Lunch, My Lips Still Rock
Lil Mama Melon With The Hot Pink Top
Cherry, Vanilla, Flavors Is A Virtue
They Lovin Lip Gloss Universal

The Boys Really Like It, The Girls Don’t Speak
They, Rollin They Eyes, They Lip Gloss Cheap
It Ain’t My Fault, But I Can Upgrade You
Show You How To Use Nice Things With Nice Flavors

Cuz My Lip Gloss Is Poppin (Is Poppin, Is Poppin, Is Poppin) [x2]

Sittin In 8th Period, Thought I Was In Trouble
Bing! Called Me On The Loud Speaker, On The Double
I Stepped In The Office Like “yes Miss. Maclarsonä
Shes Like “girl Ran Out Of My Lip Gloss And…
Write Down Where You Get Yours From
Cuz I Must Admit That Bubble Gum, Is Poppin (Is Poppin, Is Poppin) She Ain’t Frontin

And Uh… I Be Lovin It, I Be, I Be Lovin It
And Uh… I Be Usin It, I Be, I Be Usin It
And Uh… I Be Rubbin It, I Be, I Be Rubbin It
On My Lips, My Lips Uh… My Lip Gloss

-=+=-

Is this not the most retarded shit you’ve ever heard? I cannot believe the youth of America are not only listening to this poison, but they are enjoying it and paying to buy these CDs.

I don’t even understand the vast majority of the words in the song - you know why? Because they are NOT ENGLISH…ebonics maybe…but definitely, NOT English…

Frontin, poppin, jockin…

Mark my words: My children will listen to pre-chosen music. I can here it now…”DAD, why did you buy me another Frank Sinatra album” - “Because that’s real music son…because that’s real music…”

-=+=-

Readers, I’m leaving today for a Floridian vacation. I’m taking an old laptop, but I cannot promise that I’ll be writing. However, as we all know, trouble follows me where ever I go. If shit hits the fan, I’ll find a way to put pen to paper at least so I can share it with you later…

Happy filling,
T.A.P.

Here’s some healthy stats for you

Posted by The *Angriest* Pharmacist as Lazy People, Stupid People, Welfare

I just saw a commercial. It really made me think. It was merely a statement with some ‘moving’ pictures. “One out of every three black babies in America is aborted. That’s more than any other disease or cause among any race.” It went on a little bit, but that was the jist of it. Anyway, here are some other stats to consider (these are the numbers I remember from school - correct in comments if wrong):

When considering unprotected sex, only 80/1000 girls will get pregnant the first time (this is called fecundity for those that don’t know). Emergency contraception reduces this number to 20 if used within 72 hours.

In the first year, 85/100 will be preggo just using chance.

Spermicides alone drop that number to 6/100.

Withdrawal only? Yeah, it works okay with 4/100 getting knocked up.

Condoms only? That also drops it to 4/100.

Birth Control pills alone? Hmm…Let’s see…Ahh, yes - that’s 0.1/100!

Norplant is 0.05, but that’s expensive and long term. It also worked too well so it was pulled from the market citing “irregular menses.”

Nonetheless, some of these numbers are pretty low. Let’s fathom this: What would happen if we combined these methods? Ohh my gosh, unplanned pregnancies might cease to exist! But, some punk wants to get his peter wet and we have the problem of 1/3 black babies being aborted. It’s bogus.

Have your homeboy use a fucking rubber *and* pull out if you don’t want mommy and daddy knowing someone is laying the pipe to you by getting some birth control like a person that’s responsible and adult enough to have sex.

Don’t cite expense to me either. That’s bullshit. B/C is cheap. Medicaid in every state pays for it with little to no copay. There are Planned Parenthoods in every major city that GIVE away three months worth merely asking for donations. If you can’t make a donation…oh well, at least you aren’t pregnant or back there asking for an abortion.

In closing, don’t waste millions of dollars putting these gut-wrenching, horseshit commercials on - I’d rather see commercials about beer and Doritos. You pie-in-the-sky people need to pump your advertising and PR budget into something worthwhile, like educating your little bunny rabbits in either a) not making babies or b) using some sort of method of protection when fucking. I’ve adequately outlined what works and what doesn’t above.

Have a nice day…

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