The *Angriest* Pharmacist You want your prescription filled when? Eat shit…

Call it like you see it

Posted on January 14, 2011

A few days ago, I stood before the candy. I was having trouble making a decision on what I desired -- 3 Musketeers? Kit-Kat? The new Hershey's Drops? When I had, quite possibly, the oddest exchange in the history of my time as a pharmacist.

There I stood in awe of the sugary heaven before me, when a young mother, pushing a cart, walked down the aisle in which I was. A young girl, about 5-years old, stood in her cart staring at me. As they approached, the girl raised her hand and pointed one finger directly at me. In her best womanly accusatory tone, she exclaimed her one-word title for me, "PENIS!"

Her mother immediately turned red and lowered the child's pointing finger with her hand. I, taken aback, wasn't sure how to take the comment. Assuming the young girl was merely sharing with the world what she knew, I blurted back, "Guilty!" I shrugged my shoulders and held my palms upright in that "you got me" manner.

As they walked by, she sped up. The little girl, not knowing she did anything wrong other than repeat her mother's teaching of the differences between boys and girls. Had I been a woman, I'm sure I would have heard her scream, "VAGINA!" I heard the mother whisper to her, "Young lady we do not say that in public." I disagree...had she not made that public proclamation, I would not have laughed my ass off for the rest of the day!

Requirements versus Services

Posted on January 8, 2011

The smart alecks that post wise guy comments on my, and other pharmacist websites, usually only have one or two things they say regarding the worth of pharmacists. The root of their hatred for the profession that does so much for the common citizen is seeded in their jealousy of the wages paid to such highly trained professionals. Along the same lines, they only see pieces of paper (money and prescriptions) coming in and bottles filled with 30 pills each going out. Haters see it as overly simplified. Exoterically, from the outside looking in, it is, but for those of us that spent 6 to 8 years getting a doctorate, we don't agree. Compared to backbreaking labor outside in the hot sun, I can at least understand.

I've also had a recent brash of problems with patients being rude/uncaring about the difference between requirements of a pharmacist versus services provided by a pharmacy. Some things we do are required by laws, federal or state, while some things are done to ensure patients have a good pharmacy experience and return with more pieces of paper.

Requirements:

1. I take the prescription from you. I ensure it meets all legal requirements (Name, Date, Drug name, directions, quantity, refills, doctor signature, and in my state, the Rx symbol on the face of the prescription).
2. I input in the computer (the computer system is not required. I could use a typewriter or even hand write the labels).
3. A prospective DUR (Drug Utilization Review) is performed by either the pharmacist manually and/or the computer system automatically ensuring that there are no drug-drug, drug-disease, or drug-patient interactions requiring concern. If there is, the physician in contacted. The patient is educated or the drug is changed to an alternative at this point. If there is no problems, we move on:
4. A label is generated and placed on an amber bottle.
5. The appropriate drug is counted and placed into the bottle.
6. Final check is performed by pharmacist and all aspects of the process is verified again. Finalized product is bagged and put into the pharmacy's WCB (Will Call Bin).
7. Patient picks up medicine. Patient is provided the opportunity to ask a pharmacist any questions concerning the medicine with the magic question, "Do you have any questions for the pharmacist?" -- this requirement not being added until 1990.

Services:

1. Billing your prescription insurance (or Medicaid) for the cost of your medicine (I don't have to take any insurance - let alone YOUR insurance). Some compounding pharmacies refuse to accept insurance and are cash-only.
2. Calling your insurance if their is a problem such as them not wanting to pay for the expensive name-brand drug your doctor wrote for, the quantity he wrote for, or for any of millions of other reasons they could dream up. Perhaps you remember when CVS made the decision to not call your insurance for problems any more. They accomplished this by placing a phone in the waiting room. It didn't go over well, but it proves my point.
3. Calling your doctor for refills when your prescription runs out. This is the job of the PATIENT that has been performed by pharmacy's striving to merely keep patients from having the opportunity to take their pieces of paper elsewhere if they are forced to visit the doctor for refills.
4. An easy open lid is placed on your bottle instead of the safety lid which is the legal requirement. (Screw your arthritis - I don't have to cater to you!)
5. Paging your name overhead when your prescription is ready -- that's all southern hospitality, buddy!
6. Taking checks or credit cards is also optional. Cash is the only requirement -- read the dollar bill. Does your credit card or check say that I *have* to take it? Nope.
7. Flavoring your child's antibiotic with out FlavorRx system.
8. Anything or everything related to having a drive-thru or providing services through it.
9. Being nice to you in any way, shape, or form. I just have to be there and be sober...I don't have to be my normally delightful self...

I'm sure this second list has a BUNCH more items on it. Fill in the holes for me...I'll add them to the list.

Where’s he at?

Posted on January 6, 2011

Here's where you can find me. Post a comment if there's any other of these social networking sites or services that I should look in to. I want to be as connected as possible...

http://www.twitter.com/TAestP -- Official TWITTER of myself and the website. If you are not already following me, YOU SHOULD BE.  Thoughts and jokes are submitted almost hourly. Once I get home and get to drinking, updates become much more liberal. For instance, I submitted 9 updates tonight insulting all aspects of Toddlers and Tiaras...:-)

http://www.cafepress.com/TheAngriestPharmacist -- New kid on the block. In the past, I created funny, witty, and/or pithy t-shirts on another side. This allows me to do the same thing on a massive level. Instead of creating, for instance, a plain-old man's t-shirt, yellow organic T, or a ringer t-shirt, I can now take the same design and create every single type of shirt (male, female, long/shirt, ringer, etc) all at one time.

http://www.zazzle.com/TheAngriestPharm -- The old merchandise store. While the store was successful, I'm simply not happy with the functionality of the site. It won't even open in firefox (all I get is the full source code) and in IE, the administrative portion of the site doesn't function properly.  I'm slowly but surely moving the designs to CafePress, but not all designs are going to make the trek. I'll, of course, keep the zazzle store running, but it won't be maintained.

http://www.facebook.com/TAestP -- Profile of TAestP (Angri Est Pharmacist -- for some reason it won't allow a first name of THE or ANGRIEST), texted updates/musings daily. This is a good way to share funny shit with me.

http://www.facebook.com/TheAngriestPharmacist -- Official Page of this website. Updated when there's a new post. Often updated with stupid shirts I make to amuse myself.

http://www.stumbleupon.com/stumbler/TAestP/ -- My SU profile if you want to see how I amuse myself every evening...

http://bit.ly/gp2wTh -- My Bit.Ly URL. Use this as a shortened version of my website.

http://digg.com/angriestpharm -- My DIGG Profile. If you don't digg this site, I will haunt your dreams!

Four Dollars?

Posted on January 4, 2011
FourDollars

The worst months of my life were the few months following Wal-Mart's initiation of the four dollar prescription "program." I went from working in a pharmacy filling 50 per day to a pharmacy filling 200-250 per day. The biggest problem with that? No additional staff. It was still me, another pharmacist, and 1 and "one-half" technicians. In honor of that, check this shit out...

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